Film After the not-so-surprising sucess of Kevin Smith's 'Clerks' the tv wing of Disney decided to make a pilot for a TV show. It didn't feature any of the original film cast and it was filmed in colour. Smith wasn't even consulted and luckily the thing didn't get to air. Now the full horror of this beast can be found at a fan site to one of the replacement actors Noelle Parker (playing Veronica):
"Gone are the cynical attitudes, references to "snowballing" and the hardcore pornography titles. Instead, Dante Hicks is a clean cut not-ready-for-law-school guy, but who otherwise seems fairly straitlaced. In fact, he looks like he plays golf regularly. In the center is Todd , the ice-cream clerk, with the goatee that Dante had in the film, but here it's less radical because it's on the goofy guy. The video clerk is Randal Graves, who's not a hustler like he was in the movie, but more of a physical comedian, in the style of Jim Carrey."
And no Jay and Silent Bob ... bunch of savages in this town ... [via NewsAskew]

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