already seen this

Humour Uncomfortable plot summaries. You've probably already seen this, but just in case, a sample:
DARK KNIGHT RETURNS: Aging sadist corrupts, endangers minor, facilitates murder, destroys superhero comic books for 30 years.
DEADWOOD: Pimp and rapist charms frontier town into eventual fire-based disaster.
DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
DIRTY HARRY: Police incompetence allows murderer to go free.
And of course...
DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
Some of the additions in the comments are just as funny. Especially the one about SERENDIPITY.

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