But here's something which has been bugging me for five years. Here is the cover of the Tory party manifesto in 2010:
Apart from the hollow bullshit of "we're all in this together" and "the big society" and the rest of the fiction inside its pages, I've always remembered this cover because and here it is, that text looks misaligned to me.
Speaking as someone who's spent years trying to decide how to space the text in titles to blog posts before realising the process of finding the right place to put a "br" tag is ultimately futile, the weighting in the legend seems ill chosen and I've often wondered how it ended up that way.
If it had been me, I would have written:
INVITATION TO JOIN
INVITATION TO JOIN
OF GREAT BRITAIN
which seems even more balanced.
It's the same on the interior title page so Lynton Crosby's predecessors have to have chosen that design even though it looks like something which has been slapped on at the end rather like a student might on a report or dissertation five minutes before its due to be handed in, seconds before its comes bursting from a campus printer.
My guess is that they wanted to emphasise "join" in the reading to bunged it before "government".
But it's also closer to the margin than the outside edge on the pdf though I suspect that's just to do with making sure there's enough of a margin on the hardcopy even it would look utterly stupid if someone decided to print it out (I'll let you fill in the rest of that sentiment).
The slogan also has editorial problems outside of its meaning.
Why simply "invitation to join" not "an invitation to join" or "the invitation to join"?
Why Britain and not Great Britain? I did wonder why not the United Kingdom for a while, though the Wikipedia set me straight. Why seek support in a place where you have no sway. Not that it's stopped the SNP this time.
None of the covers of the manifestos in that year were any good. Labour had purple children in piece of screen printed socialist realism, the UKIPs had meaningless clip art, the Lib Dems looks like a junior school work book and the Greens this strange lower case italicised motif.
But none of them stuck in the memory like that damned Tory monstrosity.