feeling listless

Film Further to last night's rather tricksy review of the film within a film from the sublime 'Full Frontal', I just want ot get one thing off my chest. If the internet is massive, and has the ability to answer all questions, wouldn't you think that someone would have transcribed all of the fake credits from the start of that film? That I'd actually know the surnames to all the characters? If anyone has a copy of the film on DVD and would like to send me a list I'll be so grateful I'll send you a copy of the feeling listless soundtrack album. And no point going to the IMDb, because it only gives the first names, and nothing in the Crazy Credits section.