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Reality Check The real caped crusader, stalks the streets, fighting hoodlums and upholding justice in .... Tunbridge Wells?

"The Kent and Sussex Courier said Friday it had received letters from "stunned residents" of the town of Tunbridge Wells, southeast of London, who saw the man in a brown mask and cape scare off hooligans and return a woman's dropped purse. "To my great surprise," the paper quoted 21-year-old psychology student Ellen Neville as saying, "a masked man wearing a brown cape rushed past me to assist a woman who was having a bother with a group of youths. "He swept in, broke up the commotion and ran off, leaving myself and the woman in a state of shock," she said."

This one is really going to run. Expect a film adaptation with Ralph Little in about five years time...