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Celebrating An increase in US style Proms in Glasgow has led to a limosene shortage as kids club together so that they can travel in style:

"Fergus Ferguson, boss of Bishopbriggs-based Hollywood Limousines, said: "We have seven cars at our disposal but even if we had 107 cars, we could not keep everyone happy. "All schools seem to be going the American way and having prom nights but, unfortunately, they are crammed into the one month. If every month was like June, I'd be a millionaire."

But if you became a millionare wouldn't there be an even greater shortage. Swings and roundabouts.