feeling listless

Big Brother To explain my absence, I'm the Big Brother correspondent for 'Off The Telly' for a fortnight. Here is this week's entry:

Jon Tickle is scrubbing the floor of the kitchen in the Big Brother house. Anyone who had been away on holiday for a few weeks and tuned in could have assumed that a technical fault had led to E4 showing footage from an earlier week. But then Tickle turns looks up into the camera, and nonchalantly says: 'Particularly interesting ... is Steph's method of communication ...' The Vulcan was back in the house and this time he had license to do all the things he'd wanted to do before. As he couldn't win he was going to have tremendous fun not trying. And this included breaking the third wall for the first time in series history "

This is going to be a very interesting week indeed...