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Christmas "My Brother [I suppose you think it's funny] his girlfriend [I blame her - yes I do - she is the mastermind behind this cruel and twisted Christmas gift] and their one year old son [whom I'm sure is innocent - but I bet he roared with laughter when his evil parents told him about the gift they had bought for his uncle Andre] have bought me this for Christmas ..." -- Andre receives the present not of his dreams.