Woody Allen's not Noam Chomsky

Film "Well, no. Because if I wake up, I'm going to be funny, because it's me. It's not that I put on a thing to do it; I wake up in the morning and I can write. I roll out of bed and I can write; I can write - that's what I do, that's me. So it would have to be a complete personality change for that to happen." -- Woody Allen interviewed by Emma Brockes in The Guardian.