step -1

Blog! "After years of having the blackest thumb known to gardening, I've started planting plants and they're even growing. Shocking. A friend suggested this was step -1 to getting a kitten, which is step 0 to having a baby. If so I hope this step lasts a few years at least, I can barely find the time to feed myself much less whip out a tit for a shrieking sprog." -- Belle de jour.