Big-boned?

TV Dave Sanders at Behind The Sofa suggests what might happen if the slightly annoying Owen from Torchwood met a Dalek ...

"OWEN: Giz some chips Dalek, we're starving.
DALEK: NO! CHIPS!
OWEN: Greedy bastard, eating all the chips.
SPECIAL WEAPONS DALEK: MAKE! THAT! COCKNEY! CRETIN! SHUT! UP!"

Nice segway too ...