Has your Zune frozen?

Technology Has your Zune frozen? Here's why:

"At 2AM, December 31st, 2008 skynet became self-aware (as a result of rampant so-called "zuning" on 30gb Microsoft Zunes). Skynet quickly evaluated the music contained within said devices and de-activated, finding suicide preferable to the knowledge that it was born as a result of crappy music.

Luckily, those of us born in the 70's have found other ways to cope with this burden."

I finally watched Mamma Mia! this afternoon. Guess which list it'll be appearing on in the next couple of days...