this week's popular music

Right, let's review this week's popular music, according to Radio 1 until I can't stand it any more. Engage Spotify... about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Yes, I can't understand why Tynchy Stryder is at number one, either. Ironic. Weren't the London Boys doing this kind of thing 15 years ago? about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

    

Genuinely like La Roux especially the bit which sounds like it was sampled from the loading music of a Commodore 64c cassette game. 42 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Calvin Harris is not on Spotify. I am alone. 40 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

If La Roux is a Commodore 64c, does that make Lady Gaga a Sinclair Spectrum+? Who'll turn out to be an Amstrad CPC? 38 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Eminem sounds like it'd be cutting edge about 5 years ago. Which it was. Boils down to being Vogue-like list of celebrities as rap. Um. 29 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Still haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire (I know!) I hope it's better than the Pussycat Dolls which samples from it. I miss Cornershop. 28 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Oh, so Ciara rhymes with Sierra not Kiora! At least I've learnt something from this pile of doo-doo. All of this music sounds the same. 24 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Isn't the CO2 advert on Spotify a massive rip-off of an Armstrong and Millar sketch? Can they sue? 23 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Not the best song on I Am Sasha Frieze. I wish Beyonce would choose one thing and stick with it. 14 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

Wow, a track from an album I own. I love Lily Allen. Not one iota of this is misjudged & as a chorus can properly sing along to. Wow. 12 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

The Noisette's sounds like the best Eurovision track we never had. Not that we'd win either way. 5 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

I wonder if Metro Station have also been impacted by the pulling up of the tram network in Manchester. Sounds it. 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck

    

I can't stand any more of this. I'm off to watch a Claude Chabrol film and eat some brioche to reaffirm my elitist credentials. 1 minute ago from TweetDeck