"Tonight is a complex sellout."

Film Given my own rubbish experience on seeing The Dark Knight, I wish I'd been in this cinema, when the manager went from screen to screen and handed the audience the riot act:

"Tonight is a complex sellout. That means we sold 2400 tickets for 2400 seats. There will not be an empty seat in the house. There will be no saving seats for friends that don't exist or dumping your coat or your bag in a seat next to you. Right now we have 8 people in the lobby who are telling me they have no place to sit."

And that even before he tells them to shut up with extreme prejudice.