"a nervous breakdown after a Sugababes gig"

Music This local news column has one of the best lines I've ever heared about anything. Ish.

"It’s all based on the time I nearly had a nervous breakdown after a Sugababes gig."

The following sentence:

"I was stuck in that car park for two hours. Two hours. The Sugababes’ line-up had changed five times by the time I finally left."

Congratulations Elizabeth Joyce, especially for the rest of the column too.  There isn't anything in there I can disagree with.