Predictions 2017.

That Day We reach the time when I assess how well I predicted the ups and downs of the year and look forward to the next. Here we go again:

The Mutya Keisha Siobhan album is finally released.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Zero Marks.

Tim Supple announced as new creative director of Shakespeare's Globe.

No. But I'm very pleased with Michelle Terry as the alternative. Wow. Zero marks.

New female Doctor emerges at the end of the 2017 Who Christmas special.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Also to point out that my prediction for 2016 of Moffat and Capaldi leaving was also true it just hadn't been announced yet so I'm retrospectively adding an extra half mark to last year's predictions. One mark here though.

Trump doesn't complete the year as President.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Zero Marks.

Brexit cancelled.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Zero Marks.

One mark. Which is pitiful. Any way, sod it, let's carry a couple of things forward. I still believe 2018 will be the corrective to all this madness.

Trump doesn't complete the year as President.

Brexit cancelled.

MCU based Fantastic Four film announced.

The Doctor Who omnirumour is true.

A new Shakespeare play discovered.

All of which sound as unlikely as the others ...