feeling listless

Review! Anonymous Juice reviews people who scoff at 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon': "How dare you, you poncy bastards in the second row with your FCUK mock turtlenecks and vintage Stan Smith’s, your plucked sideburns, your haircuts brushed forward Caesar-style and pricked up at the front as if Caesar was caught in some Gaullic headwind. Your Guinness paunch hidden by your FCUK mock turtleneck, your gaunt, spindly chicken legs safe from harm inside your stovepipe Levi’s." Somehow flying in the face of the film's success at the cinema, the DVD company has released the film with 'English Dubbing' as the default setting. Grrr...