Review 2023: A Review of 2023: May.


01    Dutch police arrest fake ‘Boris Johnson’ for suspected drink-driving



04    Star Wars Day















19    It's widely reported New York is sinking.  Here's the original paper.












Review 2023: A Review of 2023: April

01    The Guardian forgets April Fool's Day, does this instead.


















19    There is no news.


21    Star Trek: Picard's superb finale broadcasts in the UK.  God, what a great series.









The Crowd (Doom's Day)

Audio  Doom's Day was this year's multi-licensee story told across prose, games, comics and audios about a time travelling assassin literally being chased by Death itself after a hit gone wrong, taking every hourly job across a whole day searching for a particular incarnation of the Doctor who may have some answers and could save her life.  Unlike Time Lord Victorious with its multi-stranded narrative, Doom's Day has 24 discrete "episodes" and were generally released in chronological order over the summer, topped and tailed by an arching story on the DoctorWho.tv website (more information here).

It's immense fun.  It takes time to get a handle on Doom's character because the first quarter of her story is told through shorter comic strips in DWM and a couple of Titan Comics which use Missy as the focus.  But once the longer form storytelling kicks in through the novel, the audiobook and then the Big Finish plays and Sooz Kempner's vibrant performance in the title role, we're more clearly able to understand the irony of her chasing after a figure who would completely repudiate her chosen profession.

Which is exactly what happens when Doom runs into the Doctor and Charley in the penultimate hour.  She stumbles into their mission to preserve causality from The Crowd, a race of intergalactic tourists who, rather like the miscreants in Gary Kilworth's Let's Go to Golgotha, visit scenes of death and destruction for kicks and having exhausted the usual venues are now creating disasters and have it in for Thomas Becket and Canterbury.  What follows in Lizzy Hopley's script are the usual hijinks intermixed with heated discussions concerning the time traveller's morality and methods.

The Crowd is the most Doctor-centric story of the whole series and Paul's clearly in his element with all of this, bringing out the Doctor's darker side from later in the Big Finish timeline especially when Charley's not around for various reasons.  But India is also loving playing up to the Edwardian's similar dismissal; over the years Charley's offered a diplomatically light touch even against the darkest of foes, but Doom really rubs her up the wrong way and the feeling's mutual, the assassin referring to her a Pollard throughout.

The Eighth |Doctor at his most hard line, even authoritarian.  He hates Doom and everything she stands for and says so to her face, slowly remembering the occasions when they've met before from his point of view in his first, second and sixth incarnations (Doom's met him in later versions and not really gotten along with them either presumably because they remember this meeting with greater clarity).  He's life's champion and at every turn he tries to distance himself from her and even when they have to ally with one another, he's less keen than if she'd been the Master.

The effect of this is for us to re-assess how we've reacted to Doom's adventures.  As consumers of various franchise content, our suspension of disbelief changes depending on what we're watching, reading or listening to.  Having a hired assassin as the protagonist allows us to bend out morality to accept that for her missions to be a success she has to outright murder people and we might even cheer her on as she does so.  On occasion she does find a way of dodging the murder of innocents, but bumping off crime bosses is fair game.

Except now we have the hero of the franchise, usually our hero, pointing out the moral implications of that lifestyle.  Some of the hours are structured like Doctor Who stories but with someone who has a different moral compass at the centre and now we're beginning to question our own enjoyment of events and its the first occasion when Doom herself takes a good long look at her lifestyle.  That makes this one of the richest of the various hours and makes the whole trip worthwhile - well that and the hilarious twist in the final hour, but you'll have to read that yourself.

Placement:  Charley says she and the Doctor have been travelling for a while so let's put it just before Time of the Daleks to help that make sense.

Review 2023: A Review of 2023: March

01    Twitter pretended everyone was a new user












13    Gary also won


15    BBC journalists went on strike for a different reason.



18    Red Nose Day



21    My Dad tested positive for COVID.  I had a meltdown.

22    Boris Johnson gave evidence to the parliamentary standards committee.  It did not go well.


24    Got COVID

25    COVID

26    COVID

27    Felt a bit better but still COVID

28    COVID.  Reached infinity in Marvel Snap


30    Donald Trump indicted.  Gwyneth Paltrow won.  It was a busy day.

Review 2023: A Review of 2023: February.

01    James Gunn announced  an amazing new slate of DC films.  #firejamesgunn quickly trends on the socials.






07    Rose Day


09    New deputy Tory chairman Lee Anderson MP asks BBC Nottingham drive time presenter Verity Cowley ten times if she's a liar when she questions him about his mistruths, then he asks that the interview not be played.  They played it.  In full.



















28    PM Rishi Sunak said the following and redefined irony:  "Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position - unique position in the entire world - in having privileged access not just to the UK market… but also the EU single market.  Nobody else has that. No one. Only you guys, only here."

Review 2023: A Review of 2023: January.


That Day    The joke about the annual reviews on this has usually been that they're not really annual reviews as such and often had nothing at all to do with the twelve months preceding them.  But after the anniversary nonsense last year (and this year and as we've discussed next), I decided that just this once I would actually do a review of the year.

Almost every day this year I've been collecting what seem to be the most significant or at least the most talked about news stories or happenings and keeping them as a list.  Sometimes I've just written something else or kept a record of something so outlandish it had to be saved for posterity.  If something looks especially esoteric, I've probably forgotten for a couple of days and wanted to fill a gap.

Ferris Bueller says “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”  Here's 365 examples of me doing just that.  It's all the stuff you either may have forgotten or didn't see in the first place.  Each piece will be accompanied by one of a favourite song containing the name of the month.

Anyway, to January which began with something which probably defined the year.

01    Scarborough cancelled their New Year fireworks display for a visiting walrus, only for it to masturbate and leave



04    I had a job interview.


06    I did not get the job.





11    Michelle Yeoh won a Golden Globe.  Told house band to "shut up" when they tried to play her off.



14    Read in this book that the original Norse Loki transformed himself into a mare so he could be impregnated by a stallion and give birth to an eight legged horse which then became Odin's favourite steed.  Sadly this did not happen in season two of the Disney+ series.








22    The extent of Jeremy Renner's injuries revealed after snow plough accident.



25    After a long search, I bought a new bookcase from Argos to store my Doctor Who discs.


27    Video shows police brutally beating Tyre Nichols—then laughing about it.  The protest were peaceful so the media moved on within a couple of days.



30    There's a general sense that January is never going to end.  Brexitcast reunion.

Firelight (Once Upon A Time Lord)

Comic  Once Upon a Time Lord is the first in what's to be comics a-lister Dan Slott's annual Doctor Who story, on loan from MARVEL, where he usually writes for the Spider-Man and She-Hulk lines.  He's been a fan of the show for years and says that when crafting this graphic novel, he wanted to write it as though it might the only time he'll get the chance so he's included everything, all the monsters and importantly for our purposes the Doctors.  

The story opens with ten frame collage in which each incarnation of the Doctor up to the Tenth (not including War) is show explaining the modus operandi of the main villian, the Pyromeths, creatures who "feed on the precise psychic energy that's released whenever we create imaginary worlds, characters, and conflicts" a little bit like the birds in The Scarlet Empress or Akhaten in The Rings of Akhaten.  Like Big Finish, they love stories.

The Eighth Doctor appears in a single panel in his Dark Eyes leathers talking to Molly because we're in deep cut territory (the Sixth Doctor's chatting with Frobisher) standing next to the TV Movie console on the opposite corner to the visually similar Secondary TARDIS Console Room from the Hinchcliffe years.  He's the one who directly references Scheherazade, the storyteller from 1001 Nights (which I had to look up because I didn't know her name).

There's nothing more to it than that.  Why Eighth and Molly?  I've asked Mr Slott on the socials but don't really expect a reply, he's far to busy.  There's no mention of it in the interviews I've tracked down either.  It's notable that Big Finish doesn't have a credit and neither does DWM for Frobisher which is odd considering all of the notices for the Daleks and Cybermen.  Perhaps there's some kind of shared domain business.

Placement: The TARDIS Wiki places it between The White Room and Time's Horizon.  Let's go with that.


Christmas Links #24

 
‘I cried for hours’: the moments people realised truth about Father Christmas:
"Suspicions start to become aroused around the age of eight, shows psychology study."

"The Hallmark and Lifetime networks are known for their prolific output of made-for-television holiday movies each year. Even in the age of streaming, they bring in impressive cable television ratings, perhaps aided by how easy they are to leave on while, say, baking several batches of gingerbread for a tree lighting ceremony."

"Thirteen years after a theatre opened, its first full-scale pantomime has been "worth the risk", it said."

"The festive favourite that’s also incredibly divisive…"

"Ed Emberley has been drawing and making art for children's picture books for six decades now. Some of his work include instructional drawing books, inspired by his belief that everyone can learn to draw."

"More than 21,000 people have signed a petition calling on a bishop to intervene in the row after the Church of Saints Peter and Paul, in the Avellino hamlet of Capocastello di Mercogliano, features what appears to be two mothers, rather than just Mary and Joseph."

"If you’re exhausted from that radio station on your presets that flipped to all-Christmas the day before Thanksgiving and has been playing nothing but Mariah, Wham!, Brenda and Burl ever since, here’s a tonic: 40 great holiday songs you probably haven’t heard."

"Christmas time is upon us, and though children loathe getting new clothes for gifts, they best put on that new itchy sweater or slide on those unwanted socks. Or else risk being eaten alive by a giant cat, at least according to Icelandic folklore."

"Over a dozen celebrities got into the giving spirit with the Los Angeles Mission on Dec. 22 for the non-profit’s 87th Annual Christmas Celebration."

"Do you remember the "Christmas Bells" advertisement for Hershey's Kisses that debuted in 1989 and that has been aired—with minor changes in 2012 and 2020—every holiday season since? In the ad, Hershey's Kisses, arranged into the shape of a Christmas tree, become handbells as they play "We Wish You A Merry Christmas.""