Life Heard in the street today. Two teenaged boys with cropped haircuts, tracksuits and extremely strong scouse accents.

Teen 1: Have you ever been knocked out by a pigeon?
Teen 2: No.

They walk a bit.

Teen 1: I have.
Teen 2: Have yer.

They walk a bit more.

Teen 1: I was on my bike riding along and a pigeon with a broken wing was flappin (makes the action) and he flew into me face. I fell of me bike. And it knocked me out for ten minutes. Then I got up and rode home ...

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