China.

Music A couple of days ago, the Huff Post's supercut group posted a video of Donald Trump saying China a lot:



Which is pretty mesmerising and also dislodged an earwig as I remembered a snatch of lyric from an ancient song in which a male singer said something which sounded like "China, China, China, Chinaaaa...." After stumbling around Spotify for a while to little success I decided to ask Metafilter. Here are embeds of all the songs Metafilter thought it might be:

























Sadly, it's none of those. I've even asked Siri which sent me to an album of Chinese fairy tales. So either I've imagined it, or the song is still out there... I have a weird feeling it's Bollywood ... or from an advert.