About From SFX Magazine blog's Spurious Awards Of The Week column:
(a) A? Me only.
(b) Spent ages? A couple of hours at most. Which I suppose could look like ages from a certain point of view. Especially if you read the comments section on the original post.
(c) Meticulous detail? No. This is meticulous detail.
(d) What's in that paragraph entirely runs counter to the content of the post which seems to have been swallowed up by implications of the title. Which goes to demonstrate how important it is to choose the right title because that's what everyone will fixate on.
(d) Well, hum.