Wha ... what ... what time is it?


6:45 am. Clang. Clang clang.

[I open my eyes.]

7.00 am. Peep peep peep peep.

[I'm out of bed making a cup of tea. Checking my email. Watching the box lifting thing in the road lifting boxes.]

7.55 am. "One. One. One - two. One two. Welcome to Sefton Park. One two."

[Everyone else is awake.]

10.00 am. "Welcome to the Hydroactive Women's Race. I bet local residents thought they were going to get to sleep in this morning ... heh ...."


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