Almost Doctor Who:
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"The former League of Gentlemen star on his love of low-budget British spinechillers, his loathing of Brexit and a slew of projects opening this winter."
"With her flaming red curls, Megan Clawson looks like a fairy-tale princess. So when she walks around the moat of the 950-year-old Tower of London, it's no wonder she draws attention from visitors."
The Halloween Apocalypse.
"After receiving hundreds of thousands of calls, the poet’s project almost broke the New York telephone exchange – leading to an FBI investigation. Will it cause similar chaos in the Instapoet era?"
"Photographer Dina Litovsky was used to taking pictures of rowdy crowds in the chaos that is nightlife in the Big Apple. Then she was suddenly confronted with the new pandemic reality of empty streets and closed clubs."
"We recorded our vocals on a handheld mic, just a quick demo, one take. The idea was that you’d come back and do it properly later. At least, that’s what Cameron told us, which meant we were completely relaxed. My vocal on Overload is quite pitchy – but that was exactly what he wanted to capture, the raw emotion in the moment."
James Bond:
Into the Bondiverse.
Film No Time To Die is by far my favourite of the Bond films starring Daniel Craig and perhaps the Bond I've enjoyed the most since The World Is Not Enough. Completing the narrative arc for this version of the character, it has some absolutely spectacular action sequences and an incredibly appealing story. On top of that it has a genuine wit with Craig demonstrating his dry comedic abilities more than any of the previous instalments; if Casino Royale felt like it was on the coattails of Bourne, this has something of the comradeship of the M:I series.
At the end of the credits, we're told James Bond will return, and of course he will, but part of me wishes that he wouldn't. Or at least we'd be gifted a series of spin-off films with Lashana Lynch's new 007 working with this M, Q and Moneypenny aided by Ana de Armas's Paloma in the Felix Leiter role alongside whatever reboot MGM et al have in store. There's no need for a "Jane Bond" or whatever. Rest the role for a bit and continue the franchise with this new family of characters, preferably scripted by Phoebe Waller-Bridge. If not on film, a TV series would do.
But how does this iteration of Bond fit within the overall franchise? Forgive me if I'm betraying my ignorance with any of the following, but the Broccolis have always seemed to have been a bit ambiguous as to the relationship between the different Bonds. In some cases the intention seems to be that its all the same continuity just with different actors in the role, with continuity references such as Moore visiting his dead wife's grave in For Your Eyes Only and the same M, Q and Moneypenny continuing through different versions. But were does that leave Dench's M, who straddled Bronsan and Craig?
The idea of "James Bond" being a codename passed down from agent to agent like M and Q and with Moneypenny as the precedent has never sat will with me because of those continuity elements. I mean I suppose he could also be a Time Lord but that would be quite the (quantum) leap. As this superb article about continuity explains, producer Michael G. Wilson has said "that the Bond films weren't one big film series but rather a "series of series." That article suggests that there are perhaps two fictional universes, whatever happens between Dr No and Die Another Day and then Casino Royale onwards.
I'd go further than that. Each of the different Bonds happen in alternate realities, that there are various different continuities with their own internal consistent narrative. In some realities, M, Q and Moneypenny look the same. In others they don't. When Moore visits his wife's grave it's because in his universe, he experienced a version of On Her Majesty's Secret Service and that also explains any other call backs. His Moneypenny looks older because he joined the service later than Connery. Similarly the Dench version of M who appears with Brosnan is a different person to the one who worked with Craig.
This isn't a new idea. The Redditor who fairly comprehensively demonstrated that Connery's character in The Rock is supposed to Bond also suggests each Bond actor's tenure as being a story in its own continuity, with Casino Royale being the only time Eon 'officially' rebooted it on screen (they also note that as far as Connery was concerned he was playing Bond in The Rock). I'd also add that the various literary Bonds and other portrays are part of this prism of endless possibilities as will whatever new version of the character crops up next (and I can't even imagine what that looks like).
Does any of this matter? No. But thinking of them as separate continuities will probably make them easier to watch or read with a modern sensibility attuned to franchises with rich mythology. So there are six different James Bond series, five reboots in total. With that being the case, perhaps it is time to either rest the character or as I've been hoping for years, to produce fidelity adaptations of the original novels and short stories, set in period, remaking where necessary. Although I admit doing another Casino Royale right now would be tricky...
Twenty Years of Feeling Listless:
Twenty One Touch.
Music If the pandemic has done anything, it's ruined everyone's sense of timing. The twentieth anniversary rerelease of the Sugababes's One Touch is actually coinciding with its twenty-first year, thanks to COVID-19 and wanting to create maximum buzz. Live shows and potential new material were supposed to appear at this time last year, when the album was officially in its 20th year but frankly, no one was in the mood. Plus Mutya seemed to be having a time of it in terms of her hold on reality in relation to the truthiness of the Qanon conspiracy, although its nice to see she's been around for interviews a bit more.
The sheer fact of its existence was enough for me to pay the £16 for a copy on Amazon, along with the promise of an extra exclusive disc which isn't even available on their official website. I hate this sort of thing, especially since there are a couple of previously unreleased demos on there which is an interesting way of repaying the loyalty of fans buying directly from them through the website. A friend on Twitter has bought a bundle from their online shop which included a signed cd and the Amazon version so he can have everything. However cool it would be to have their signature on something, I could only really justify having all of the music.
So what do you get for your however much your paying, whomever you're paying it too? Let's start with the packaging. The CDs and booklet come in a cardboard tripartite slip cover which means the discs roll out almost as soon as you open it and the text is near impossible to access. The cover tore slightly as I reached in to get the booklet, which was wedged pretty solidly at its end of the envelope. Housing CDs in glorified paper is clearly good for the environment, but it also makes the release feel insubstantial. If audiobooks and the like are still appearing in plastic cases, why is this premium release in a folder which won't even sit properly on the shelf?
The first CD kicks off with a remastered version of the original album in all of its imperious glory. Perhaps its difficult to judge after twenty years of listening to these twelve tracks but there's no filler, clocking in at forty-eight minutes which feels positively brief at a time when some pop bands are still bloating things out to fill the whole potential duration of a 75 minute disc. Much as I like Tay-Tay, Lover did not have to be an hour long; a few of the tracks especially later in the album would have made perfect b-sides back when such things existed.
Much has been written here over the years about these vocals but let's go around again. The liner notes talk about how during the recording sessions, the producers weren't interested in hearing a "perfect" sound and wanted something raw and authentic. You can certainly hear that in the likes of Real Thing, Same Old Story or even the title track when MKS are singing individually. But in the harmonies, some kind of ancient magic is invoked as the three original band members create a truly unique sound, especially in polyphonic moments, as happens in New Year, when one of the voices breaks out into a different, but complementary key.
The rest of the set, including Amazon bonus, is split into four types of track: B-sides, previously unreleased demos, new remixes and contemporary remixes. One Touch was released with a bonus track in Japan and Don't Wanna Wait is programmed directly after the end of the original album. Not a cover of the Paula Cole track, it crashes in after the perfectly pitched final bars of Run For Cover. Of a piece with Same Old Story or Lush Life, it's fine and would probably make sense earlier in the track listing but its surprising to know that for a number of Sugababes fans this is how the album concluded, on a slightly dated sounding fade out.
This and the next few will be familiar to those of us who bought all of the iterations of the CD singles. Between its two versions, New Year had three non-album tracks, Sugababes on the Run, Forever and Little Lady Love although the version featured here is previously unreleased, the single version turning up on CD2 for some reason. Run is the catchiest of the three and perhaps would have fitted soundly on the album but all four betray a certain generic sound which probably explains their lack of inclusion. Good enough but not enough to justify chiselling through any of the commandments on the sacred tablet.
As the liner notes indicate, forty demos were whittled down to the twelve selections which appear on One Touch and other selections appear on the final four tracks from CD1 and the first two on the Amazon bonus. They're all obviously quite rough and betray how the sessions must have proceeded as the producers tried to work out what they had in front of them and how their voices could be best utilised. Some are outright failures. Always Be The One attempts to bend the harmonies around a filler ballad from the Roberson and Luckett era of Destiny's Child. All Around The World is a S/A/W revival and not in a good way.
Of the rest, Girls Night Out Is a hoot, opening with chatter between the 'babes on olde fashioned mobiles and probably would have been a stonking single from the second album with this line-up had One Touch actually sold enough copies back in the day and the animosity between the band members hadn't come to a head (which Keisha's suggested recently might even have been manufactured). But none of them really coalesce, though again that might be because some of the more placeholder sounds and lyrics would have been replaced with something more original. Nevertheless its fascinating to have them. This is our Beatles Anthology.
On the other hand, sorry to say, with one or two exceptions, CD2 is pretty superfluous to me as are the final four tracks on the Amazon bonus disc. I'm so old now. Opening with five new remixes of songs from the original album by people twenty years younger than me might have heard of, the rest are repetitive remixes from the original sessions during the period when the producers were formulating "the sound". None of these three versions of Overload are a patch one the original. The "acoustic" mix of Promises is just the original with the base boost turned off. Most just seem to bury the vocals, which is surely the reason to be here?
The weirdest inclusion is a "non-Christmas" version of New Year, which currently has nearly nine hundred thousand plays on Spotify, presumably fans wanting to know what "non-Christmas" actually means. Not much, as it turns out. Otherwise identical to the original, it simply replaces "at Christmas" in the chorus with "last Winter" which just sounds wrong. This originally surfaced on a promo CDR with the more festive single track, created perhaps with the thought of giving radio stations an alternative version to play outside of December despite the fact the title very much evokes the season of goodwill.
Despite my reservations about the packaging, this is a very nice item to own, especially in the Amazon iteration with the bonus disc housed in a sleeve designed to evoke the London Recordings singles of the 1950s. If you're a casual who already has the original album, you're probably just as well sticking with the Spotify stream of the rerelease. To my ears, the remaster of the original doesn't sound significantly different to the original versions especially through my non-professional audio equipment. But if you're a die-hard fine, this is an essential purchase, if only for the demos and the liner notes.
Wordshaker.
He's back and it's about T.
TV As you know it's been a difficult few weeks, but today I'm beaming, absolutely beaming. There are certain pop culture moments which seem so unlikely that the world, or at least your Twitter timeline seems to stop because it can't quite grasp what just happened (unless the server's gone down again). "I'm a doctor, but probably not the one you were expecting" is pretty high on the list Doctor Who wise but taking a break in the middle of watching The Green Knight* and discovering that Russell T Davies, Russell T Davies for goodnesss sake, is returning as showrunner for the 60th year and beyond is pretty high up there.
The BBC press release is here. There's scant information about anything much, as you might expect, other than that it's to be a co-production between BBC Studios and Bad Wolf, the production company set up by Julie Gardner and Jane Tranter, who's about page spends a whole paragraph comparing the revival's season one story arc to the Welsh TV production industry sending its work out into the world. They're putting the band back together and given Phil Collinson and Murray Gold both worked on It's A Sin, there's every chance they'll be returning too. It's Saturday tea time 2005 all over again. Again.
The press release is very careful to remind readers that there's another series and bit of Thirteenth Doctor stories to come (or however many Doctors there were before Jodie) and it is unfortunate that some extent this will overshadow the next year or so as people speculate about what the new RTD 2.0 will look like. But twas forever thus. Even back in the interdimensional non-space of the time vortex, when the general viewership didn't even know who was writing the show, the shift from one actor to another in the lead role was filled with fear and anticipation.
We await the Doctor Who Magazine interview within which Russell explains how he was persuaded to return, given the finality with which he communicated his desperation to leave to Ben Cook in their book The Writer's Tale. A very large cheque was possibly involved, or the fear of cancellation because no one else wanted to do it (called by no one the JNT manoeuvre) and the enticement of being able to make it in conjunction with his old friends. The previous workload seemed to break him last time so it is surprising that he'd want to do it all over again. Or perhaps he just watched The Timeless Child and wanted to take one for the team.
Not to chill your mellow, but there are a couple of issues. As we've retrospectively discovered, the production process on his previous tenure was not an altogether happy one, what with the harassment claims against Noel Clarke and John Barrowman getting his todger out in the workplace much to the amusement of cast and crewmembers who's livelihood depended on them finding it funny. Plus Christopher Eccleston still isn't happy with the BBC or indeed Davies and co because of things he saw during the process so don't expect to see him back for the 60th. Hopefully, as they say, lessons have been learned.
But what does this mean in the long term? Given how enamoured Russell is about the whole business surrounding Doctor Who, Big Finish is safe, Doctor Who Magazine will be taken care of (and include a few set visits again) and we might even get Doctor Who Confidential back. In the wider context, given that he's a collector himself and knows the pain of spines which don't match, the current logo might stay at least long enough for it to appear on all the BD boxsets. However flimsy it seemed at first, its grown on me, although I imagine the next one'll simply be the title of the series written in lowercase BBC Reith.
Before this is posted, some wild speculation. The next Doctor will be played by Lydia West assuming Romola's busy again. It'll return to Saturday nights but in an old old school twenty-five minute format with story lengths of up to four episodes returning the show to twenty-odd episodes a year without much of a change in production time and some added flexibility when it comes to "double banking" and providing more cliffhangers overall. Christmas Day episodes return although with longer seasons, they'll be woven into the fabric of those rather than standing alone.
Nevertheless this is brilliant news and I'm cracking out all of my prop words to celebrate. Including gap years, the revival's been running for over fifteen years which is a long time for any show, especially in this genre and the fact that it's receiving a new impetuous rather than suffering through the kind of managed decline some grandees who should know better predicted (he's well pleased now the cretin) is all to the good. That this show still has an imminent future on television and in such good hands is brilliant news and just what I needed to hear right now. I might even start writing reviews again.
Four Favourite Doctor Who Television Stories.
TV Due to recent events I haven't much felt like blogging and with my wildly sporadic posting rate anyway, my fingers and brain feel out of practice, so in an effort to write and post something here and hopefully Stella my way through things, I've decided to put together a new series of posts which list some favourite examples of a thing. They're not always necessarily my favourite favourite, such things are impossible when there's so much to enjoy in life, but just four things which are meaningful and recommend you have a look at. They're also in no particular order which is why there are no numbers. Anyway, here's some low hanging fruit to get started (since it's Saturday night). The following is in no way definitive.
City of Death
Having missed it on broadcast, my first sight of what was to become my favourite Doctor Who story was on a VHS borrowed from a friend (this was years before I became a hardcore fan). Irrespective of the story or the script, it's the shots of the Doctor and Romana gladding about Paris, which even in that vintage seemed to my young mind who'd spent most of his life in the suburbs of Speke, like the most glamorous, romantic and yet also alien place I'd ever had a window into. When I ended up in Paris years later, I spent my time on the Eiffel Tower reading out loud the bouquet scene, much to the intrigue of some US tourists.
Marco Polo
Again it's the scenery, but on this occasion the version manifested in my imagination on each repeated listen through the soundtrack recording. In my mind this takes place across the full epic cinemascope experience and it's impossible not be swept up in the adventure, even when it gets a bit slow and repetitive in the middle. Writer John Lucarotti's own novelisation for TARGET doesn't do it justice as he tries to tell the whole story in the usual hundred and twenty odd pages, which removes some of the epic scale in favour of laying bare that repetitiveness, the Doctor and his companions becoming variously captured and rescued a bit too often.
Time and the Rani
Like I said, a favourite. There's no doubt large parts of this story are absolutely terrible, but rewatching the recent re-release, it's impossible not to marvel and the audacity of some of the choices, primarily having Kate O'Mara giving her impression of Bonnie Langford, ginger wig and day-glo costume included. Even as Sylv is grasping about for some clue as to how he's supposed to play the thing, their scenes together are magnetic. Plus Doctor Who's often at its most interesting when its still cooking, before it reverts into some kind of formula.
Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead
Although he tried in his own era, I don't think Moffat created anything as rich and depthful as River Song's introductory story, especially since in retrospect, with the various noodling Big Finish are doing between her and Tenth in the audio, Alex Kingston's acting skills, and one of the longest durational attributions of the Kuleshov effect, we can absolutely feel her panic on realising that this is his first chronological encounter with her even with that daft old face, knowing this could be their final adventure together.
I'm Such An Idiom.
Life Waiting for the moment to put the tea in the oven, I was just idly ego-googling and discovered, thanks to the magic of Google Books, that I'm quoted in the latest edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Idioms! Huh?
Both quotes are from this blog post in 2013 in which I talk about my hernia operation (the book gives a publication date of 2014).
The first quote is for "cross your fingers" and is on the same page as an example taken from The Bible (Matthew's gospel).
The second quote illustrates "the end of the world" which given recent events (my Mum recently died which is why I haven't really felt like being here) is especially relevant. Sometimes it does look like it could be ...
PopJustice on the return of ABBA. Some of you will know how meaningful Peter's comment that he "can't be the only one today thinking of all the people who loved this band and aren't around today to hear these new songs" means to me right now. My favourite things about the publicity photos are the codpieces, skirts and the fact that Anni-Frid (swoon) seems to be only one not wearing platforms. Never mind Tron, they're suited up for a lasertag session aren't they?








