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Boxing Day Links #26
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Christmas Eve Links #24
Plastic penguins, grotty grottos and grumpy elves: it’s not easy being a Santa impersonator:
"The pandemic has taken a toll on the festive season, and now many of my fellow Father Christmases are struggling."
Festivus Links #23
Christmas Links #22
Man sent Christmas card by stranger for more than 20 years:
"The man decided it was time to get to the bottom of the mystery."
Christmas Links #21
Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Conclusion.
Food And there we have it, twenty days, twenty sandwich reviews. As you might suspect, the original plan was work right through to Christmas Eve, but at a certain point when you've walked into both Wilkinson's and Co-op on multiple occasions only to find that they've sold out of pre-packed festive sandwiches or weren't even restocked in the first place that you realise you have to just stop. That and being stuck in the above cafe working through this dismal three bird sandwich (chicken, turkey and duck) just to make up the numbers and realising the logistics of trying to squeak out a final four review could ruin an already psychologically tenuous Christmas.
Do I have any conclusions after eating turkey, bacon, stuffing and cranberry sauce on malted bread every lunch time for nearly three weeks? Not really. Most of the sandwiches are very similar and after comparing my own experiences with the some of the professional reviews online, you're probably at the mercy of whoever put the individual sandwich together as to how it tastes. Too much of one ingredient, too little of another can mean the difference between a pleasant or average lunch. There's a lot to be said for looking in the window on the hypotenuse of the triangular packaging and seeing if they seem to be well balanced.
The choice of ingredients can mitigate against the average. The bread needs to be relatively thin, it's not the most important part of the meal, it's really just a container. My preference is for thinly sliced Turkey rather than "pulled" or in chunks which can create a stodgy effect. Smoked back bacon please. The thin streaky bacon might be what you'd find on pigs in blankets but it often barely registers in this environment. Proper cranberry sauce with real berries, anything else is just sad. Sage and onion stuffing, but a thin layer. Pork is already covered in the bacon. No spinach or brie, they're just an unnecessary complication. Sausage is optional and only if its moist.
The price of sandwiches doesn't seem to have much sway on the quality. In these circumstances, you don't always get what you pay for. Some of the cheaper options have been deliciously rich, while the more expensive sandwiches were pitiable. The problem is, you don't know, you never know, although its fair to say that if you already like a particular brand of sandwiches, you'll probably like their Christmas variety. It's all a matter of taste. But make it a treat. Eating these lumps of protein every day hasn't exactly helped my constitution, weight or bank balance. If there's another reason to stop it's so that I can become more regular, healthier and solvent. All the best to you and yours.
Christmas Links #20
A Brief Investigation into Recording Dates for So Haunt Me:
"As we come to the end of the year, it’s a time for reflection, and pondering exactly what you have achieved with your life."
Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Waitrose freefrom Gluton Free Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon.
Food Although I use Google Alerts much less than before - I tend to just visit a search page daily if it's something which is likely to have something published about it well, daily. But there are odd things which I've kept and one of those is for Waitrose AND Liverpool. Every now and then something pops through and it's a piece from the Liverpool Echo website which has been syndicated throughout the Reach newspaper network about product recalls for various supermarkets.
What I'm aiming for is an early warning that an actual Waitrose shop is opening in Liverpool city centre. For years it was one of the shops which was synonymous for me with breaking out of the localist bubble and visiting the outlet in Formby was a way of tasting what supermarket shopping was like in places like London, with a more unusual selection of goods from brands who wouldn't be seen dead in Tesco or Asda. If Manchester or Chester could have a mini version why not us?
Well, neither Manchester or Chester have those any more after a series of branch closures in the past couple of years, which makes the chances of them opening in Liverpool, the city centre also as we've discussed already oversaturated with Tesco shops, increasingly slim. I'm coming to terms with that, not least because a few of the brands which only seemed to have been in Waitrose have slowly begun to appear elsewhere, even in Tesco or Asda.
Plus, Liverpool does have a Waitrose of sorts. It's situated on the top floor of the John Lewis building in The Place To Eat Cafe, currently in the counter opposite the entrance which serves teas, coffees and cakes. There you'll find numerous varieties of Waitrose snacks and where I bought today sandwich, saving me a trip to Formby. Not somewhere you can pick up a Wood Pigeon or a packet of Gravadlax, but still a chance to possibly try something different.
Not this sandwich of course. Apart from the glutton free bread and so slightly dry crusts, this isn't that much different to a dozen or so of the sandwiches I've also eaten this month. The strongest flavour and texture is from the bacon which as with every other occasion this has been the case is smoked. The cranberry doesn't make much of an impression, or the turkey, although that isn't as hard as in some cases. So not bad, but definitely not worth £4.95 ...
Christmas Links #19
"The chocolate-chip cookie celebrated its seventy-fifth birthday this year."
Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Pret's Christmas Lunch.
Food Dear god, what a crushing disappointment. Rather like the film Dune, I find myself on the other side of the overwhelming critical plaudits for Pret a Manger's festive offering which has garnered four and five star reviews from the likes of The Independent and Time Out and generally very positive in places which don't do the star rating sort of thing. The only write-up I've found vaguely in line with experience is from "My London" back in July when they originally went on sale and their writer Melissa Sigodo wrote: "As I bit into the festive meal gone lunchtime snack, I couldn’t quite distinguish the different tastes, as a mish-mash of carbohydrates rolled together in between my jaws like a cement mixer."
Folks, this was a chore to eat. Right through the middle is a thick seem of crunchy spinach which is ever present throughout every bite and overpowers pretty much everything else the sandwich is trying to do. On top of that, the seeds in the too thick malted bread are rather large and tough as grit and yet still somewhat distinguished from the crunchy onions which have been sprinkled throughout. All of this means the turkey, stuffing and sauce which should be the stars of the meal make no impact and you're left with an ordeal of sandwich which seems to take forever to work through. About half way through I had to take a break, not because I was filling up, but to give my jaw a rest after chomping away at the crusts.
Usually I love Pret. Is it a perfect company? No. The wikipedia has a list of their failures including a failure to list all of the ingredients on their packaging which led to deaths. That will account for the incredibly details label stuck to the bottom of the packaging which makes those elements which could cause an allergic reaction as clear as possible. It's currently owned by a holding company which originated with a family whose ancestors were enthusiastic supporters of Adolf Hitler, although the mother of the current owners was Jewish and they run a foundation which offers support to victims of the holocaust and Nazism. Wow, that took a turn. You can bet the end of this paragraph wasn't what I expected it to be when I started writing it.
But I love their porridge, their soups and their coffee. Outside of the Tesco Chicken Salad, the other sandwich I'll walk out of my way for is the Classic Super Club at Pret which somehow manages to get the right balance between the poultry, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Pret's outlets always have a good and consistent atmosphere no matter where you go from Liverpool to London. During the lockdown we'd regularly order a bag full of goodies from there via Deliveroo and it always cheered us up. My first experience of them was a soup at Cheshire Oaks and of all the chain food places, Pret's one the few which has never let me down. Until now. Sulk, sulk, sulk.
Christmas Links #18
Yorkshire puddings top BBC Food’s most searched for Christmas recipes:
"With Christmas on the way, here’s some festive cooking inspiration from BBC Food’s most popular Christmas recipes of 2020."
Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Aldi Vegan Festive Feast.
Food Surprise. I promised long time friend of the blog (hey Darren!) that I'd cover a vegan option and here we are, the single Christmas sandwich left in the local Aldi mid-afternoon. When Aldi first began opening shops in the UK in the 90s it seemed immensely exotic from the name (which takes the first two letters of the founders of the company the Albrechts with the German name for Discount, Diskont) to the contents, which if memory serves still had English translations stuck over continental labelling on a number of products.
Slowly it entered the mainstream. As late as 2008, The Guardian was sending Jay Raynor in to sample the goods, like a travel writer entering some remote clime suggesting it as "It's stack 'em high, sell 'em cheap." That article's a fascinating record of how the business used to be. Now it's much closer to its rivals often beating them to awards. Some items are still cheap, but you're more likely end up spending much the same as you would elsewhere. We love their steaks, but they're sometimes a couple of pounds more expensive than the Asda opposite.
But visiting still feels like an oddity as, for example, the checkouts don't have a particular place to pack your bags, expecting you to put your shopping back into your baskets or trollies and do that business at a long counter at the front of the shop, which in a lot of ways I prefer because it stops you from the anxiety of trying to balance out the weight in your bags as the good fly furiously through the checkout, much nicer to take your time, put everything in its place. Now that I come to write this, I remember Kwik Save in Speke used the same method.
What of the sandwich? It's fine. Instead of the faux Turkey I've seen in other supermarket vegan alternatives, this is parsnip fritter with a vegan sage and onion mayo, spinach, fried onions and roasted pumpkin seeds on cranberry and poppy seed bread. It's a bit bland, none of the flavours really breaking through, maybe the onion, just a general sweetness. But it is moist, not stodgy like some and given the price, just £1.75, I certainly wouldn't be averse to having it again, even though I've never really been a fan of parsnips.
When I was writing this post, I asked the Twitter hive mind some questions. Like, how do you feel about vegan food being labelled as such? Does it just make it easier to shop because you can see it a mile off or do you feel like you're being identified as somehow different to other shoppers? This has the word vegan three times on the front as well as the "plant menu" description. What have been your favourite pre-packed sandwiches this year?
@shauney said, "Not had many but I think it’s very important they are clearly labelled vegan because it can be frustrating having to read ingredients etc!"
@wimpyking offered: "Enjoyed the Pret Meatless Meatball hot wrap- have had sadly few pre-packed sandwiches this year though. Happy for products to be badged clearly."
If you have something to add, I'll update this post with any replies either on Twitter or to my email address, stuartianburns@gmail.com
Christmas Links #17
Knights, princes and a Scottish castle: is this what women really want for Christmas?
"I’ve binged on Christmas romcoms to see exactly what modern-day fairytales are all about."
Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
M&S Turkey Feast.
Food It's not just a Turkey Feast, it's an M&S Turkey Feast. Just a quick review today because (a) busy with Christmas and (b) for various reason Marks & Spencers is difficult for me to write about right now. Too many happy Christmas related memories and I'm going through it. No denying this is a lovely sandwich. The scent on opening the packet is like being blasted by the smell you imagine when seeing a large festive spread in a Christmas film. The most prominent flavours are the cranberry sauce and the bacon, the smoky flavour breaking through in way I've not often had with these sandwiches. It's also lovely and moist. This would be straight into my top five if such a list existed.
Christmas Links #16
"Every Christmas, the actor sends an extreme white chocolate coconut gateaux to close friends – by private jet, it turns out. This year, those friends include me. Twice."
Review 2021: The Christmas Sandwich Reviews: Jamie's Christmas Turkey Feast.
Food Yes, yes I forgot to photograph the sandwich again, yadda yadda yadda. I was so mesmerised by Mr Oliver's face, plastered as it is across the top of the packaging and the side, same photo by the way, that it completely slipped my mind. Best get this out of the way early. I have a potentially irrational dislike of Jamie Oliver. He's often immensely irritating in his media appearances, a smugness which I'd also attribute to the James Cordens, Ed Sheerans and Michael McIntyres of the world which comes from them seemingly being absolutely fucking everywhere and knowing it.
When the Shell deal was announced there were plenty of exclamations of hypocrisy. Here's an especially withering column at Marketing Week from someone who clearly dislikes him as much as I do and an anti-corruption campaigner at The Guardian suggesting the deal was an attempt to burnish their dumpster-like reputation. I have a mental box somewhere in my mind palace within which I hide people like him away so I don't have to think about them. But today, my appetite conspired against me and there he is, grinning from the top of the packaging.
There's a video on the Shell website in which Mr Oliver is depicted making examples of these sandwiches. It's as cringy as you might expect and it's also interesting in how it describes the sandwich. On the packaging the turkey is listed as "lemon and rosemary marinated" but in the video Jamie says "flavoured with rosemary and lemon" which isn't the same but I'm splitting hairs. What certainly isn't similar is that the sandwich he prepares has nice thick slices of turkey and what you get in the package (also illustrated on the same page) which is a bit more granular.
All of which said how does it taste? I was a bit concerned when opening he package because it smelt spicy, like a chicken curry. The flavour is different; you can detect the lemon and rosemary in the turkey and the stuffing has a nice nutty texture. It's also nice and moist. Now that mission creep has set in I can't say whether its better that anything I've reviewed. It's certainly not the worst. But I would also say given the choice, I'd probably pop a little bit further up Smithdown Road and buy the better value Tesco sandwich instead. That's a pound cheaper and has sausages.
Christmas Links #15
A step back in time to Powys school Christmas plays of the past:
"CHRISTMAS is an exciting time for a child."



