Bank Holiday Tuesday Links.

 
"Nicole Kidman is one of Hollywood’s most brilliant stars, but her everyday concerns are familiar to all of us. She talks candidly about sleepless nights, melancholy moments and why she still has so much to get done."

"You can also listen to the show via Soundcloud or iTunes or download the mp3."

"A gigantic banner helps spread the message globally."

"Dr. Brian Reid lost the Huron County library book in the late 1970s."

"Dr Nathan Hudson-Peacock, who works in A&E, has explained one thing people must do when taking their tests."

"Amélie director Jean-Pierre Jeunet has not made a film since 2013's The Young And Prodigious T.S. Spivet, though he has kept busy on TV and with short films since then."


"The art adorning the magazine in 2021 changed alongside news about COVID-19, but there remained room for playfulness, too."

"One animator didn't seem happy about all the detail required for the movie."

"Ryan Bodenheim, longstanding comic book artist also known as "Bode", passed away peacefully on the 20th of December, 2021, at the age of 44."

Bank Holiday Monday Links.


"To acknowledge the work of culturally diverse Australian writers, we have compiled this second list of 50 great reads by First Nations writers and Australian writers of colour published in 2021!"

"The first phase of a major project to restore and reopen Oldham’s historic Old Library has started."

"Continuing our tradition of releasing new sets of emulated items around the holidays, the Internet Archive has added a new collection: THE JACKPOT LOUNGE."

"The new Peter Jackson documentary, ‘Get Back‘, takes a fresh look at the Beatles as they work on a project. As someone who works on communicating change and organisational cultures, I noticed seven key management lessons to learn from the Fab Four. How could I resist writing them up? I couldn’t, so here we go…"

From "Dune" to "Licorice Pizza," "Succession," "Yellowjackets," and more, these are the best film and TV one-sheets of the year.

"Chloé Zhao’s best director Oscar, an unforgettable turn by Joanna Scanlan and Céline Sciamma’s flawless fairytale stood out, but the year belonged to Bond…"
[Editor's note:  Actually Mark, I think the year probably belonged to Spider-Man.  Shrug emoji.]


"At 7:50 pm EST, Webb’s first mid-course correction burn began."

"Herders in Lapland are struggling to locate thousands of reindeer that have run away after warm weather left the food they graze on covered by a layer of ice."

"I want you to look at Princess Leia's (Carrie Fisher) face in the photo above."

"Had there been no plague to close the London theatres in 1592, Shakespeare may never have penned his epically erotic poem Venus and Adonis."

"The big guy's back, and he wants to take New York for himself again."

Boxing Day Links #26

 
"The actor, 57, on having a breakdown, aiming high and moving through life gently."

"A graphic designer weighs in on some of the most original artwork of the year."

"Librarians combed through thousands of tomes to come up with the very best picks."

"Film director John Waters’s debut novel, Liarmouth: A Feel-Bad Romance (Farrar, Straus and Giroux), will be published in May 2022."

"Queer establishments were particularly vulnerable to the pandemic, but some nights it could feel as if nothing had changed."

"The $10bn James Webb telescope has left Earth on its mission to show the first stars to light up the Universe."

"The film “deliberately maligned the upper class,” according to a report that didn’t like the portrayal of Mr. Potter as a bad guy."

"Looks Unfamiliar is a podcast in which writer and occasional broadcaster Tim Worthington talks to a guest about some of the things that they remember that nobody else ever seems to."

"Despite devoting a sizable chunk of my life to documenting the insanity of Baywatch Nights’ supernatural second season for this book, I had no intention of watching any of its first season, let alone covering it."

"Merry Merry, everyone."

Christmas Day Links #25

 
"A Briton celebrates and reflects on Christmas in the United Kingdom."

"The octopus found a wrapped and bow-tied gift in her tank."

"On the patio of a gay dive bar in the California desert, surrounded by palm trees, neon lights and cheap cocktails, Ron Oliver has penned the world’s syrupiest and snowiest Christmas films."

"In 1998, Michael Chubb’s team at Birmingham city council came up with ‘Winterval’ – and the backlash is still being felt today."

"A woman who is preparing to run an ultramarathon on Christmas Day dressed in festive fancy dress has said she wants to "spread positivity"."

"Most TV shows tackle the holiday season in one way or another."

"Welcome to the Solitary Christmas Photo project! If you’re spending Christmas alone in the UK this year, we’d like to invite you to be part of something."

"It started last November with a single string of Christmas lights on a Baltimore County street."

"When I was in my first year of senior school, my English teacher asked our class to write a poem about grief."

"This was the first painting by Friedrich, one of the principal figures of German Romantic art, to enter a British public collection when it was purchased by the National Gallery in 1987."

Christmas Eve Links #24

 
Plastic penguins, grotty grottos and grumpy elves: it’s not easy being a Santa impersonator:
"The pandemic has taken a toll on the festive season, and now many of my fellow Father Christmases are struggling."

"The cast and creator of Eve Of The Daleks reveal all about the episode, which will air on BBC One and BBC iPlayer at 7pm on New Year’s Day 2022."

"Since 1994, Casa Magazines in Manhattan has carried almost 3,000 unique titles."

"Over the course of my career at The Washington Post, I’ve made a lot of graphics and animations."

"A total of 6,100 British servicemen and women will be deployed at home and overseas this festive season."

"It’s the first day of Christmas, and my true love sends me a partridge in a pear tree. But the tree and partridge arrive separately, weeks apart, and require assembly. I am missing many pieces. Visitors ask, “Is that supposed to be a tree?” I look away, ashamed."

"Fears that a disrupted supply chain could wreak havoc on the logistics industry over the holiday turned out to be wrong as many Americans ordered early and shopped in stores."

"After serving in Vietnam in 1967, Jim Steadman started selling Christmas trees to make some cash for skiing."

"Photographs from the 1950s and 1960s show how the city centre's most eclectic street looked during the festive holidays."

"Mark Gatiss turbocharged his career as a dramatist on Sherlock and Doctor Who, and last year delivered an acclaimed adaptation of Dracula."


Festivus Links #23

 
"With an estimated 2.4 million street lamp lights in service across Australia, there’s lots at stake when a city, town or council area considers how it should best provide public illumination."

"The traditional Festivus dish is meatloaf."

"For those who are looking for a holiday to celebrate without distracting tinsel, a Southside family has started a "Festivus" tradition.

"Superman's strength grew in response to each new challenge, reaching immeasurable (and sometimes ridiculous) levels of power."

"Since we don’t spend December shopping and wrapping any more, we give each other the gift of time instead."

"A man who rescued a suitcase of photos from a skip has said he wants to find the owner's family because they "belong back with his relatives"."

"It’s a Sin has been voted the Guardian’s best TV show of the year. Russell T Davies reveals why it took him 30 years to write, who the real Colin is – and why he just can’t keep away from Doctor Who."

"Santa and his elves have plenty of their own deliveries to make, but first
they’re here to help with ours! Can you find all 100 elves and Santa?"

"We were invited for a sneak peak at a Newark bakery which has churned out more than 1,000 mince pies this Christmas."

"Photographer Ben Lord captured Suffolk's festive spirit on camera with these stunning images of Bury St Edmunds after dark."

Christmas Links #22

 
Man sent Christmas card by stranger for more than 20 years:
"The man decided it was time to get to the bottom of the mystery."

"Eight in 10 PinkNews readers say they have to hide who they really are during the festive period, highlighting how difficult the holidays can be for many LGBT+ folk."

"Loneliness can hurt so much more at Christmas because you feel like you're supposed to be bursting with joy, like everyone else is."

"A Wigan group is urging people to protect their sexual health over the Christmas period."

"Whittaker is leaving the TARDIS behind after three specials in 2022."

"From video calls to group movies and multiplayer games, here are some ideas to make a remote Christmas more fun."

"Improving accessibility for every viewer should be a requirement for all broadcasters, not an optional extra, says Scott Bryan."

"Continuing our series of Guardian writers revealing their most memorable gift books, David Barnett remembers how Usborne’s The World of the Unknown: Ghosts scared him for years."

"A woman from North Devon says she is "happy to lift people's spirits" by creating beach art using pebbles, shells and sea glass."

"Vivian Archer is a bookseller in east London who's been helping local communities for decades."

Christmas Links #21

 
"Congratulations: you've outdone the chip shortage and conquered the crowds, or maybe Santa's due to be very good to you. Either way, you've got some new technology under the Christmas tree."

"From Christmas cards to decorated trees and Christmas crackers, many of our best-known Christmas traditions are products of the Victorian era."

"We had been looking forward to watching unlimited television, but the set was on the blink. Then came a knock at the door …"

"Get up early on Christmas morning to enjoy one of the last sightings of the year."

"An inflatable Santa Claus loomed four stories over a Christmas tree lot, waving in the breeze and catching Jesse Rieser’s attention as he drove through Phoenix in 2009."

"By David Sedaris."

"Time to plan your festive sofa time..."

"If Die Hard is a Christmas film then these are all Christmas Books!"

"During the Christmas season, Greece is filled with the delicious aroma of sugary-sweet traditional Greek desserts, floating out from houses and bakeries as people prepare for the holiday season."

"30 is also set to tie Olivia Rodrigo's Sour as the longest-running Number 1 album of the year."

Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Conclusion.

Food  And there we have it, twenty days, twenty sandwich reviews.  As you might suspect, the original plan was work right through to Christmas Eve, but at a certain point when you've walked into both Wilkinson's and Co-op on multiple occasions only to find that they've sold out of pre-packed festive sandwiches or weren't even restocked in the first place that you realise you have to just stop.  That and being stuck in the above cafe working through this dismal three bird sandwich (chicken, turkey and duck) just to make up the numbers and realising the logistics of trying to squeak out a final four review could ruin an already psychologically tenuous Christmas.

Do I have any conclusions after eating turkey, bacon, stuffing and cranberry sauce on malted bread every lunch time for nearly three weeks?  Not really.  Most of the sandwiches are very similar and after comparing my own experiences with the some of the professional reviews online, you're probably at the mercy of whoever put the individual sandwich together as to how it tastes.  Too much of one ingredient, too little of another can mean the difference between a pleasant or average lunch.  There's a lot to be said for looking in the window on the hypotenuse of the triangular packaging and seeing if they seem to be well balanced.

The choice of ingredients can mitigate against the average.  The bread needs to be relatively thin, it's not the most important part of the meal, it's really just a container.  My preference is for thinly sliced Turkey rather than "pulled" or in chunks which can create a stodgy effect.  Smoked back bacon please.  The thin streaky bacon might be what you'd find on pigs in blankets but it often barely registers in this environment.  Proper cranberry sauce with real berries, anything else is just sad.  Sage and onion stuffing, but a thin layer.  Pork is already covered in the bacon.  No spinach or brie, they're just an unnecessary complication.  Sausage is optional and only if its moist.

The price of sandwiches doesn't seem to have much sway on the quality.  In these circumstances, you don't always get what you pay for.  Some of the cheaper options have been deliciously rich, while the more expensive sandwiches were pitiable.  The problem is, you don't know, you never know, although its fair to say that if you already like a particular brand of sandwiches, you'll probably like their Christmas variety.  It's all a matter of taste.  But make it a treat.  Eating these lumps of protein every day hasn't exactly helped my constitution, weight or bank balance.  If there's another reason to stop it's so that I can become more regular, healthier and solvent.  All the best to you and yours.

Christmas Links #20

 
"About 70 people dressed as Father Christmas took to the water to take part in an annual charity paddle."

A Brief Investigation into Recording Dates for So Haunt Me:
"As we come to the end of the year, it’s a time for reflection, and pondering exactly what you have achieved with your life."

"Global slowdown in production of popular tech leaves shoppers at the mercy of ‘scalpers’."

"The classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, his ghostly visitations and festive redemption.  Read by Sean Baker (unabridged)."

"Once you become a parent, time no longer travels in a line, but turns into a circle."

"As we fill our homes with Christmas decorations, you could be making a very simple - and costly - mistake."

"Rising temperatures have been eating away at the chances for snowfall for Santa in much of the United States, and the forecast is for mild weather again."

"Takeaway is serving up a Christmas dinner with a crunch to satisfy customers' cravings."

"Liverpool is well known as a party town, with plenty of opportunities to let your hair down and dance the night away."

"From a dastardly, word-scrambling cat to a very personable penguin, this year’s best festive reads for kids are full of memorable characters, write Emma Dunn and Hannah Sycamore."

Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Waitrose freefrom Gluton Free Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon.

 Food  Although I use Google Alerts much less than before - I tend to just visit a search page daily if it's something which is likely to have something published about it well, daily.  But there are odd things which I've kept and one of those is for Waitrose AND Liverpool.  Every now and then something pops through and it's a piece from the Liverpool Echo website which has been syndicated throughout the Reach newspaper network about product recalls for various supermarkets.

What I'm aiming for is an early warning that an actual Waitrose shop is opening in Liverpool city centre.  For years it was one of the shops which was synonymous for me with breaking out of the localist bubble and visiting the outlet in Formby was a way of tasting what supermarket shopping was like in places like London, with a more unusual selection of goods from brands who wouldn't be seen dead in Tesco or Asda.  If Manchester or Chester could have a mini version why not us?

Well, neither Manchester or Chester have those any more after a series of branch closures in the past couple of years, which makes the chances of them opening in Liverpool, the city centre also as we've discussed already oversaturated with Tesco shops, increasingly slim.  I'm coming to terms with that, not least because a few of the brands which only seemed to have been in Waitrose have slowly begun to appear elsewhere, even in Tesco or Asda.

Plus, Liverpool does have a Waitrose of sorts.  It's situated on the top floor of the John Lewis building in The Place To Eat Cafe, currently in the counter opposite the entrance which serves teas, coffees and cakes.  There you'll find numerous varieties of Waitrose snacks and where I bought today sandwich, saving me a trip to Formby.  Not somewhere you can pick up a Wood Pigeon or a packet of Gravadlax, but still a chance to possibly try something different.

Not this sandwich of course.  Apart from the glutton free bread and so slightly dry crusts, this isn't that much different to a dozen or so of the sandwiches I've also eaten this month.  The strongest flavour and texture is from the bacon which as with every other occasion this has been the case is smoked.  The cranberry doesn't make much of an impression, or the turkey, although that isn't as hard as in some cases.  So not bad, but definitely not worth £4.95 ...

Christmas Links #19

 
"The photos were unearthed from our archives."

"A short film documenting the old Christmas traditions of people in North Yorkshire has been published online."

Sweet Morsels: A History of the Chocolate-Chip Cookie:
"The chocolate-chip cookie celebrated its seventy-fifth birthday this year."

"Tearfund campaigners from around the UK share their tips and ideas for a more sustainable Christmas."

"In years past, celebrating the festive season has been about Pinterest and Martha Stewart. This year the visuals aren’t the point – it’s about people, not pressure."

"Cooks should not be exiled to the kitchen on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day."

"Sick of the silly season already? Spare a thought for the Filipino community."

A reusable tree seems environmentally friendly, but cutting down a tree is actually better for the Earth.

"Singer’s first-ever holiday album I Dream of Christmas arrived Oct. 15."

"While walking around the outside of the Royal Albert Hall, it can be tricky to take in all the striking details on the building."

Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Pret's Christmas Lunch.

Food  Dear god, what a crushing disappointment.  Rather like the film Dune, I find myself on the other side of the overwhelming critical plaudits for Pret a Manger's festive offering which has garnered four and five star reviews from the likes of The Independent and Time Out and generally very positive in places which don't do the star rating sort of thing.  The only write-up I've found vaguely in line with experience is from "My London" back in July when they originally went on sale and their writer Melissa Sigodo wrote: "As I bit into the festive meal gone lunchtime snack, I couldn’t quite distinguish the different tastes, as a mish-mash of carbohydrates rolled together in between my jaws like a cement mixer."

Folks, this was a chore to eat.  Right through the middle is a thick seem of crunchy spinach which is ever present throughout every bite and overpowers pretty much everything else the sandwich is trying to do.  On top of that, the seeds in the too thick malted bread are rather large and tough as grit and yet still somewhat distinguished from the crunchy onions which have been sprinkled throughout.  All of this means the turkey, stuffing and sauce which should be the stars of the meal make no impact and you're left with an ordeal of sandwich which seems to take forever to work through.  About half way through I had to take a break, not because I was filling up, but to give my jaw a rest after chomping away at the crusts.

Usually I love Pret.  Is it a perfect company?  No.  The wikipedia has a list of their failures including a failure to list all of the ingredients on their packaging which led to deaths.  That will account for the incredibly details label stuck to the bottom of the packaging which makes those elements which could cause an allergic reaction as clear as possible.  It's currently owned by a holding company which originated with a family whose ancestors were enthusiastic supporters of Adolf Hitler, although the mother of the current owners was Jewish and they run a foundation which offers support to victims of the holocaust and Nazism.  Wow, that took a turn.  You can bet the end of this paragraph wasn't what I expected it to be when I started writing it.

But I love their porridge, their soups and their coffee.  Outside of the Tesco Chicken Salad, the other sandwich I'll walk out of my way for is the Classic Super Club at Pret which somehow manages to get the right balance between the poultry, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.  Pret's outlets always have a good and consistent atmosphere no matter where you go from Liverpool to London.  During the lockdown we'd regularly order a bag full of goodies from there via Deliveroo and it always cheered us up.  My first experience of them was a soup at Cheshire Oaks and of all the chain food places, Pret's one the few which has never let me down.  Until now.  Sulk, sulk, sulk.

Christmas Links #18

 
Yorkshire puddings top BBC Food’s most searched for Christmas recipes:
"With Christmas on the way, here’s some festive cooking inspiration from BBC Food’s most popular Christmas recipes of 2020."

"The Charles Dickens Museum is hoping to attract new attention to the festive story The Cricket on the Hearth with the first display of some of its illustrations."

"On the first day of Christmas, my ex returned to me a sweater and my house keys ...."

"Disney makes digital changes to The Muppet Christmas Carol, with the version now streaming on Disney+ a slightly altered version of the film."

"The festive procession is returning to raise more money for charity."

"A Christmas Hollywood favourite has been brought to life for the festive season in an Essex village."


"The Comics Advent Calendar continues its 'Very Groovy 70s Christmas' theme as we see a 1973 comic where the JLA solves Santa Claus' murder."

"In 2009, Arctic Monkeys were busy fulfilling the latter half of ‘Bah Humbug’ but they were keen to prove that they hadn’t gone the full hog."

"From dinner-club jazz numbers by Norah Jones to country-soul carols from Hiss Golden Messenger."

Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
Aldi Vegan Festive Feast.

Food  Surprise.  I promised long time friend of the blog (hey Darren!) that I'd cover a vegan option and here we are, the single Christmas sandwich left in the local Aldi mid-afternoon.  When Aldi first began opening shops in the UK in the 90s it seemed immensely exotic from the name (which takes the first two letters of the founders of the company the Albrechts with the German name for Discount, Diskont) to the contents, which if memory serves still had English translations stuck over continental labelling on a number of products.  

Slowly it entered the mainstream.  As late as 2008, The Guardian was sending Jay Raynor in to sample the goods, like a travel writer entering some remote clime suggesting it as "It's stack 'em high, sell 'em cheap."  That article's a fascinating record of how the business used to be.  Now it's much closer to its rivals often beating them to awards.  Some items are still cheap, but you're more likely end up spending much the same as you would elsewhere.  We love their steaks, but they're sometimes a couple of pounds more expensive than the Asda opposite.

But visiting still feels like an oddity as, for example, the checkouts don't have a particular place to pack your bags, expecting you to put your shopping back into your baskets or trollies and do that business at a long counter at the front of the shop, which in a lot of ways I prefer because it stops you from the anxiety of trying to balance out the weight in your bags as the good fly furiously through the checkout, much nicer to take your time, put everything in its place.  Now that I come to write this, I remember Kwik Save in Speke used the same method.

What of the sandwich?  It's fine.  Instead of the faux Turkey I've seen in other supermarket vegan alternatives, this is parsnip fritter with a vegan sage and onion mayo, spinach, fried onions and roasted pumpkin seeds on cranberry and poppy seed bread.  It's a bit bland, none of the flavours really breaking through, maybe the onion, just a general sweetness.  But it is moist, not stodgy like some and given the price, just £1.75, I certainly wouldn't be averse to having it again, even though I've never really been a fan of parsnips.

When I was writing this post, I asked the Twitter hive mind some questions.  Like, how do you feel about vegan food being labelled as such?  Does it just make it easier to shop because you can see it a mile off or do you feel like you're being identified as somehow different to other shoppers?  This has the word vegan three times on the front as well as the "plant menu" description.  What have been your favourite pre-packed sandwiches this year?  

@shauney said, "Not had many but I think it’s very important they are clearly labelled vegan because it can be frustrating having to read ingredients etc!"

@wimpyking offered:  "Enjoyed the Pret Meatless Meatball hot wrap- have had sadly few pre-packed sandwiches this year though. Happy for products to be badged clearly."

If you have something to add, I'll update this post with any replies either on Twitter or to my email address, stuartianburns@gmail.com

Christmas Links #17

 
Knights, princes and a Scottish castle: is this what women really want for Christmas?
"I’ve binged on Christmas romcoms to see exactly what modern-day fairytales are all about."

"These aren't just holiday turkeys – they’re the worst Christmas songs of all time."

[Editor's note: As you know I can't pass by a listicle without creating a playlist.  This is terrible.  I hate it.]

"Are the artists behind our favourite festive tunes snowed under with cash?"

A club behind a spectacular ride-on festive model railway special has said being nominated for a UK award is a "complete shock".

"When it comes to real versus artificial trees, the debate often ends the same way: Nostalgia wins."

"Perfect place settings for a seriously lovely Christmas celebration. Make sure everything on the table looks as good as it tastes."

"If you have Alexa you can ask it about Santa and get some Christmas-themed responses."



Review 2021:
The Christmas Sandwich Reviews:
M&S Turkey Feast.

Food  It's not just a Turkey Feast, it's an M&S Turkey Feast.  Just a quick review today because (a) busy with Christmas and (b) for various reason Marks & Spencers is difficult for me to write about right now.  Too many happy Christmas related memories and I'm going through it.  No denying this is a lovely sandwich.  The scent on opening the packet is like being blasted by the smell you imagine when seeing a large festive spread in a Christmas film.  The most prominent flavours are the cranberry sauce and the bacon, the smoky flavour breaking through in way I've not often had with these sandwiches.  It's also lovely and moist.  This would be straight into my top five if such a list existed.

Christmas Links #16

 
"Hullo there!  And welcome to, heavens, the 22nd Christmas Creamguide! As ever we’ve combed the schedules for everything worth watching and listening to, joined once more by the gang from the Filmguide fireplace, like an annual for a long-folded comic."

I challenged Tom Cruise to send me two of his special cakes for Christmas. Did he deliver? Of course he did:
"Every Christmas, the actor sends an extreme white chocolate coconut gateaux to close friends – by private jet, it turns out. This year, those friends include me. Twice."

"James King celebrates the Christmas film, exploring how cinema has brought yuletide cheer to our screens for over a century, from 1898's pioneering silent film Santa Claus, to the enduring festive classic It's A Wonderful Life, to the modern-day comedy cracker Elf, to the sometimes controversial, 'alternative' Christmas favourite, Die Hard."

"I don’t recall ever eating a traditional Christmas Eve dinner."

"Make your own party favors that open with a pop for Christmas or any celebration."

"Jessica Jarrett shared her top tips for saving money over the festive season."

"A grandmother has broken a festive world record for the largest collection of Christmas baubles."

"If you plan to purchase a real Christmas tree this holiday season, AAA urges you to have a plan to get it home safely."

"A publican in the New South Wales Central West has pleaded for the thief who stole baby Jesus in a manger from a nativity scene at her pub to return it."

"It didn't take long for the huge pack of feral hogs to do some serious damage to the neighborhood."

Review 2021: The Christmas Sandwich Reviews: Jamie's Christmas Turkey Feast.

Food  Yes, yes I forgot to photograph the sandwich again, yadda yadda yadda.  I was so mesmerised by Mr Oliver's face, plastered as it is across the top of the packaging and the side, same photo by the way, that it completely slipped my mind.  Best get this out of the way early.  I have a potentially irrational dislike of Jamie Oliver.  He's often immensely irritating in his media appearances, a smugness which I'd also attribute to the James Cordens, Ed Sheerans and Michael McIntyres of the world which comes from them seemingly being absolutely fucking everywhere and knowing it.  

When the Shell deal was announced there were plenty of exclamations of hypocrisy.  Here's an especially withering column at Marketing Week from someone who clearly dislikes him as much as I do and an anti-corruption campaigner at The Guardian suggesting the deal was an attempt to burnish their dumpster-like reputation.  I have a mental box somewhere in my mind palace within which I hide people like him away so I don't have to think about them.  But today, my appetite conspired against me and there he is, grinning from the top of the packaging.  

There's a video on the Shell website in which Mr Oliver is depicted making examples of these sandwiches.  It's as cringy as you might expect and it's also interesting in how it describes the sandwich.  On the packaging the turkey is listed as "lemon and rosemary marinated" but in the video Jamie says "flavoured with rosemary and lemon" which isn't the same but I'm splitting hairs.  What certainly isn't similar is that the sandwich he prepares has nice thick slices of turkey and what you get in the package (also illustrated on the same page) which is a bit more granular.

All of which said how does it taste?  I was a bit concerned when opening he package because it smelt spicy, like a chicken curry.  The flavour is different; you can detect the lemon and rosemary in the turkey and the stuffing has a nice nutty texture.  It's also nice and moist.  Now that mission creep has set in I can't say whether its better that anything I've reviewed.  It's certainly not the worst.  But I would also say given the choice, I'd probably pop a little bit further up Smithdown Road and buy the better value Tesco sandwich instead. That's a pound cheaper and has sausages.

Christmas Links #15

 
A step back in time to Powys school Christmas plays of the past:
"CHRISTMAS is an exciting time for a child."

Spend your Christmas with Michael Sheen as he entertains the nation with a special Christmas Day programme on BBC Radio Wales.

"For Amazon drivers, the festive season is a time of precarious employment and unsustainable workloads handed out by unseen algorithms."

"Festive displays have gone up in towns and cites all over the globe so we thought we'd take a tour!"

"There's usually a sense of excitement about what lies beneath the Christmas tree, but for one festive family the biggest surprise was lurking in the branches up above."

"A Boston TikToker is hoping to make the classic festive filmThe Holiday a reality after asking viewers if anyone wants to trade homes for the festive season."

"One guest is an antivaxxer, another is allergic to your cats, the turkey is still raw and your best friends are splitting up in the sitting room. Here is how to face down festive fiascos."

"Kiah Stone’s second graders at Cambridge Elementary School have finished one of the most important writing assignments of their lives."

"The holidays feel more expensive this year because they are."

"Rising to head a ball in joyous abandon, British soldiers enjoy a game of football. This picture has become famous as it yearly accompanies articles about the heavily mythologised Christmas truce football match."