"My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER!" -- Olaf, 'Clerks'

Music Out on the Blue Six offers "a perfect demonstration of why you should never place a penpal-seeking personal ad in a popular high street music magazine": "I am seeing your advert in that the latest issue of Select Magazine and I am thinking that maybe me you would like the penpal too? [...] Can you please send me tape of English charts, and of Manic Street Preachers albums Gold Against The Soul and The Holy Bible."

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