"45. I bloody love Twitter "pun" games. I'll play them until the bitter end, when my puns need brackets to explain and no one replies.101. Don't joint Twitter unless you have a lot of faith in your internal-censor.
46. I get arsey when non-Twitter people say Twitter is just people discussing their breakfasts. Only an idiot tweets their breakfast.
47. I do sometimes tweet about lunch.
48. Twitter has made me seriously wonder if chronic pedantry is a social illness. People are crucified by their need to correct commas.
49. I think if you cancel an appointment with me due to being busy or ill you should have the common sense to stop fucking tweeting.
50. I believe 3,000 followers is the point at which lots of tweeters start behaving like utter maniacs. "3,000 follower syndrome" is a worrying medical condition.
"tweet about lunch"
Social Networking Grace Dent's 100 things about me and Twitter most of which are universally applicable:
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