A viewing order for all of Star Wars.

Film  Yes, I know.  The web is littered with articles listing "the best order to watch Star Wars" or some such, but so, so many of them get it wrong.  Apart from ignoring the chronological viewing order of The Clone Wars and how the final season works in relation to Revenge of the Sith and The Bad Batch, they're rarely itemised by the episode, mention Forces of Destiny or include still blatantly canonical nonsense like the Ewok movies (no matter what Lucasfilm says).  So modelled on my viewing order for the Whoniverse, here's some click bait which you might nevertheless find useful.

Some notes.  It's up to you on which order you decide to watch the episodes of The Clone Wars and Resistance which take place simultaneously with a film.  I've put them after each film as a kind of "meanwhile" but this viewing order isn't really for people who haven't watched most of this before.  This chronology also focuses TV and film because they're traditionally considered to be the most canonical (although I'm tempted to include the adaptations of lost stories from The Clone Wars at some point).  I will keep this updated as each new series or film is released.

The shorts are the biggest problem because they weren't really designed to be watched in sequence (and the Star Wars website offers few answers) so any kind of attempt to find a logic placement is fruitless.  Forces of Destiny episodes have been grouped together under the relevant years for ease of watch, although suggestions welcome, especially in relation to The Clone Wars and Rebels tie-ins.  The Resistance shorts have been timed to fit between the two episodes of the Season One mid-season break when they were uploaded to YouTube.

For an explanation of how calendars work in Star Wars visit the Wookiepedia, which was the source for much of the dating here.  Basically BBY is Before Battle of Yavin and ABY is After Battle of Yavin, which obviously made sense when that was the great victory which brought down the Empire.

[Key: VIS=Visions, FOD=Forces of Destiny, TCW=The Clone Wars, TBB=The Bad Batch, OBI=Obi-Wan Kenobi, REB=Rebels, MAN=The Mandalorian, BOB=The Book of Boba-Fett, AHS=Ahsoka, RES=Resistance, RSS=Resistance Shorts, TOJ=Tales of the Jedi, TOE=Tales of the Empire, TOU=Tales of the Underworld, YJA=Young Jedi Adventures, YJAS=Young Jedi Adventures Shorts, ACO=The Acolyte, AND=Andor, SKC=Skeleton Crew, MOV=Films.]

Cultural Vandalism.

Theatre The New Yorker has an interview with director Robert Icke on the occasion of his new production of Hamlet at the Armory in New York City. We could have a discussion about the writer's slightly dated assumption as to how Q1 was written (which has pretty much been disowned in most of the latest editions of the play I've read) but it's this section about how they're going to restructure the play which I'm here to repost a twitter thread about. The section starts reasonably enough talking about being mentored by Anne Barton then goes off the rails pretty quickly:
Among the plays he and Barton discussed was “Hamlet.” Barton, he learned, was impatient with the character of Ophelia: in her introduction to the Penguin edition of the play, she called Ophelia “naïve, passive and dependent.” Icke told me, “We talked about ‘Why isn’t Ophelia’s story moving? Why do you never care? Why do you never follow that story—and why is it never clear why she’s mad?’ I always feel like Ophelia is sidelined in productions, and even in the text.” Icke proposed a dramaturgical solution, arguing that the play would work much better if two early scenes were transposed, and Polonius and his two children—Laertes and Ophelia—were introduced before Hamlet is told by his friend Horatio of the sighting of his father’s spirit. “I always felt that you were getting Part Two of the more important story before you were getting Part One of the less important story, and that made the less important story feel genuinely irrelevant,” Icke explained. “It was always, like, ‘That guy’s going to see a ghost! And, by the way, here’s some advice about your trip to France.’ And you think, I don’t care about that—there’s a ghost!”

Icke’s Almeida production contains this structural change, so that Hamlet’s complex relationship with Ophelia is introduced—in the form of Laertes warning her to deflect any advances from the Prince—before Horatio informs him of the appearance of the Ghost. “I think it makes a huge difference as to how you are invited to take seriously the Ophelia bit of the story—and it gives me a hugely valued excuse to get Hamlet and Ophelia together alone onstage for a moment,” Icke said. The revision not only enriches the emotional dynamic between Hamlet and Ophelia; it frames Ophelia’s tragedy-within-a-tragedy as the story of a young woman whose family is so uncertain of its social position that it cannot allow her to pursue her own desires. In this context, it becomes piercing when, after Ophelia’s suicide, Gertrude expresses a belated wish that Ophelia had been her son’s bride. “You’re, like—what? Gertrude was fine with it? Everyone was fine with it?” Icke said. “That was something Anne Barton said that was really helpful to me—that all the ingredients are there for the match to proceed, and what happens is just about insecurity, and that Ophelia doesn’t believe in herself enough. There’s nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so. So much of the play is like that.”
Apart from it messing up the time scheme of the play, the whole point of Hamlet and Ophelia's relationship is that it exists through third party reaction and report. Like much of Hamlet, we're supposed to use our imaginations to fill in the blanks.  It is fair to say Ophelia isn't one of Shakespeare's richest female roles but given that he'd already written some of his great comedies with their strong female leads, As You Like It and Love's Labour's Lost. I take it in good faith that the reason he wrote Ophelia in this way is because she's a reflection of what the male characters perceive her to be.  She's not a complete character on purpose, for better or worse.

That's the problem with so many Hamlets - and Shakespeare productions in general.  The director thinks its their job to explain inconsistencies or have a "take" on the thing.  But its up to the audience, us, to fill in the blanks.  They might ask, where's the creativity?  It's in the sets and costumes.  It's in the casting.  You'll find nuance and variation from how the show looks and how they play the roles.  Doing ridiculous things like changing the structure and interpolating text from elsewhere as seems to be the norm at the Globe of all places right now, is cultural vandalism, just as it was in the restoration period.  I thought we'd gone past that.

It's interesting how much more orthodox I've become about such things over the years.  Perhaps its my age.  Note I'm less bothered about this happening on film because that rarely pretends to be anything other than an adaptation of the play (even if in some cases the cuts are so severe as to lose the sense of thing).  No, it's stage productions, which give off the vibes of somehow getting to the heart of the play, whilst cutting an hour out of it or putting the scenes in a different order or selling themselves as a modernisation of a play which largely works because of its historical nature.  

Be Good for Goodness's Sake (Short Trips: The History of Christmas).

Prose  A short but sweet entry from one of the annual seasonal anthologies.  A burglar is beaten by kindness from the Doctor.  The Time Lord doesn't want to spoil a nice family's Christmas.  It's about six pages and told from the point of view of the "hoodlum" breaking into the house.  Demonstrates that Eighth is one of the few incarnations who can slip into a domestic situation without bringing too much attention to himself.

Placement:  He's travelling with Charley who he refers to as a teenager so I'll put it in the section before Stones of Venice.

Best Seller (Short Trips: Monsters)

Prose  In an unexpected move, here's Big Finish with a story promoting the piracy of copyrighted material, especially if it has a limited print run and of high demand.  In a Short Trips anthology.  Is this what writers Ian Mond and Danny Oz intended?  Either way, there's a lot going on in Best Seller, from a group of literary fiction readers plotting to assassinate a popular fiction author, to the riotous destruction of a Melbourne bookshop which actually exists in the real world (and happens to be situated in somewhere called Fitzroy), to a conclusion which references the impending return of the television series (this was published in 2004).  In the midst of all that Charley does something immensely out of character (although there is a handwavy explanation) and the Doctor manages to solve the issue in a way which doesn't result in the genocide of an alien species for once (despite them causing the death of an old friend).

Placement:  In between With Charley Seasons One and Two.

Empire of the Wolf (Titan Comics).

Comics  Empire of the Wolf is a Decide Your Destiny novel starring him, Amy, Rory and a host of were-people.  It's now also a four part comics series published by Titan starting last November starring the Eleventh Doctor, two Rose Tylers and the Eighth Doctor which is why we're here.  What with one thing and another, the publication of the first standard issue passed me by so I decided to wait for this reprint as a graphic novel because ultimately it would also be slightly cheaper and glossier and have nice brand new book smell.

Despite the cover art, this is another of a series of increasingly contradictory stories which catches up with Rose on "Pete's World" as she navigates life with the human Doctor.  She's having dreams of a version of herself who's a military dictator and the thrust of the story is about them meeting and comparing notes, with the latter, who exists in yet another dimension the result of a time paradox from an earlier story in the Titan Comics series, being reminded of the fundamentals of who she is what it is to be the Doctor's friend and that invasion is not really peacekeeping.

As such both Doctor's are pretty superfluous to the story, with the Eighth Doctor in particular acting as more of taxi service to get Rose from Whoniverse Prime to the planet were her Empress counterpart lives.  Empire of the Wolf was apparently publicised as celebrating the 25th anniversary of the TV Movie but apart from him being here, there's nothing carried over from that film or most of anything of his succeeding years worth of mythology, presumably for licensing reasons.  It's one of those generic 2013 stories all over again.

Writer Jody Houser does capture his voice and insights.  As he says to Rose at one point, "The universe is full of mysteries, but friends, good friends, are a far rarer and more precious thing.  Strange disappearing armies can wait."  You can just hear Paul's emphasising the words "good" and "wait".  But he mainly ends up being the Eleventh Doctor's straight man, the writer clearly more comfortable enunciating Matt Smith's eccentricities.  He also has a lovely moment when he notices the Eleventh's in pain after having recently lost Amy and Rory.

The artist Roberta Ingranata has worked on the other Titan comics which led up to this mini-series and her Eighth Doctor is fine although there's a heavy reliance on publicity shots.  Compared to the other likenesses his face doesn't move much and is usually shown in profile, like a more detailed version of his image in Comics Creator.  One curiosity is we don't see much of his TARDIS interior.  When he's travelling its usually replaced by a starfield or a kind of blue glow even though Eleventh's TARDIS control room is given the full works.

What we're left with is something which as a story is enjoyable but as an Eighth Doctor story lacks bite.  The problem with having so many multi-Doctor stories, and this true across media, is that they lose their novelty especially when you're not hearing the original actors bantering.  Not to mention because Eighth usually can't carry his story across licenses, he loses some vital context especially when, as is made abundantly clear here, he's not even going to remember this adventure even happening once he leaves.

Placement: He's wearing his Time War costume but the implication seems to be that it hasn't started properly yet for him, so I'll put this just before Titan's previous mini-series 

"Considering he said he didn't want to go ..."

TV  So yes, the least kept secret in fandom has now been confirmed, David Tennant is back again for the 60th anniversary although the news that Catherine Tate will also be along with him which is fantastic news.  On the instas, RTD2 says:

"THEY’RE BACK! The Doctor and Donna! But… how?! He wiped her memory! If she remembers, she’ll die! But, but… is it a flashback? A dream sequence? A lie? A fantasy? A parallel universe?! Alt Doctor? The Land of Fiction?! You’ll find out in 2023 as Doctor Who hits its 60th - diamond! - anniversary!"

Which is basically him telling us to wait and see.  I think this has partly been announced now because David was seen in Cardiff recently or some such.  Considering he said he didn't want to go ...

The 60th anniversary was always going to be a complicated construction once Jodie and CC decided to leave.  How to you introduce a new Doctor in the 60th anniversary special and pay off the show's legacy without one becoming undermined by the other?

I think it would be wrong for Ncuti’s new incarnation to have to deal with a series of flashbacks to earlier Doctors while he's finding his feet.  But I also can't imagine them making a big announcement about the return of the Doctor Donna without their participation being substantial.

My theory?  That we'll be getting a short anthology type series featuring earlier Doctors or adjacent characters which lead into Ncuti’s first episode, the 60th in which he'll have the chance to find his feet and that this won't be the last of the Sunday announcements.  I'll squee myself silly if the Eighth Doctor returns.

Either that or the 60th is going to be some mad regeneration crisis thing where earlier incarnations show up and then Ncuti wanders in at the end.  In which case how does Donna figure into that?  Whatever happens I hope RTD2 gets a proper sleep pattern this time and isn't desperately filling ashtrays at 3am again.

It's interesting that he reminds us the Donna's memory was wiped.  I get the feeling he's always somewhat regretted that.  Maybe, just maybe, in the meantime he's worked out a mechanism for her to gain those memories back.  Anyway, if we thought the 50th was wild, this is going be something else.

What The Holographic Slides Say.

TV  Just a brief round up of some of the commentary about Ncuti's casting as the Doctor.

Firstly, James Cooray Smith has his first column in The Guardian and does an excellent job of putting this casting in the cultural context of those who've played the part before:

"Gatwa is the first black actor to play the role as a series lead. The black British actor Jo Martin has played the part, but not as the lead. Further back, Tom Baker’s father was a Jewish seaman, Davison’s a Guyanese engineer turned grocer. Interestingly, the role has been disproportionately played by Catholics, to the extent that Baker and Sylvester McCoy (1987-89) both trained for life within the church before becoming actors."

Writing for The New Statesman, Jonn Elledge captures pretty much beat for beat what my reaction to the casting was.  I too had hoped for another female Doctor for many of the reasons he lists, but swiftly realised that I shouldn't really give a fuck what misogynistic non-fans think:

"I had, if I’m honest, been hoping another woman would take the role next: Whittaker has not been well-served by the lead writer Chris Chibnall, ratings are down, and there is a danger her casting – like the absolutely brilliant but commercially lacklustre gender-swapped Ghostbusters movie – will come to look like an aberration, or even a mistake. I didn’t want anything to happen that might suggest the awful pink-faced men who sit on Twitter all day using hashtags like “#NotMyDoctor” had even the vaguest semblance of a point. And yet it took all of half a second for my reaction to the announcement that the next actor to play the Doctor would be Ncuti Gatwa to cycle from, “Oh” to, “Who?” to, “Oh my f***ing god.”"

Of course as Lola Christina Alao points out in The Independent, its unfair to pit people of different identities against one another:

"When I heard the news, I was really happy for Ncuti. I loved him in Sex Education and I can’t wait to see what he brings to his new role in Doctor Who. As a Black woman, representation and diversity in TV and film are, of course, important to me. And one thing I didn’t want to do was take this moment away from Ncuti by saying “this is great but I wish the new Doctor had been a Black woman”. (Jo Martin made a guest appearance as a fugitive Doctor back in 2020, but Ncuti will become the first Black actor to play the titular role full-time.)"

David Chipakupaku in the Metro notices that the casting may bring in new audiences:

"So as you can imagine, Sunday was a very exciting day for me. But online, my eyes were drawn to a particular type of tweet that kept appearing. These comments came from other Black and Black-origin users, and made me just as happy, if not more so, as the announcement of our new Time Lord.

"One of those tweets belonged to the TV writer Tianna Johnson, who tweeted: ‘LMAOOO they know our asses are gonna flock to watch that blue phone box show now. They’ve got us.’

"A new arrival in the TARDIS always provides a stepping-on point for many."

On Twitter, Mags L Halliday talks about the intelligence of the announcement methodology was:

"So an Insta that instantly sets a buzz going, followed by a trad press release, all timed so it creates a BAFTA red carpet hot topic tonight (thus generating immediate short video clips). That’s smart marketing if you want to engage new fans as well as reengage long time fans."

Let's end on an wide-ranging interview Tcuti gave to The Guardian back in January 2020 publicising the second series of Sex Education.  I'm struck by this anecdote about being recognised in the street:

"It isn’t just kids who come up to him in the street. He was at a station recently when a woman and her granddaughter stopped him. “The nan was the effusive one. She said: ‘I wish I had a show like that when I was young, I thought you were brilliant.’ And the granddaughter was just looking at me, like…” He pulls a bored, distant, unimpressed face."

Hopefully kids will be embracing him too now.

“Life depends on change, and renewal.”

 TV  Evening all.  Scott Bryan is a TV critic and broadcaster and if you don't already follow his twitter feed, you really should.  If there's an entertainment story brewing, especially about UK TV he'll be waaay ahead of most sources, even our lord Lizo Mzimba.  At just before noon today he posted this for those of us who avoid Instagram because we're too old to understand it:

Frankly initially, I didn't understand that either.  Who was @ncutigatwa and what did this code mean?  But that's how the new Doctor was announced, via emojis two hearts and a blue box on the actor's Instagram page.  Welcome to 2022, where the news goes first to the people that matter with the kind of cryptic messaging beloved of hard core Swifties.

We have been delivered of a new Doctor who is Ncuti Gatwa, best known for Netflix's Sex Education, which I have not seen but all of the people who's opinion I admire indicate is excellent and he's excellent within.  This is one of the images the official website ran to publicise the announcement, taken (I think) just before tonight's red carpet at the Baftas:


Amazing.

Lizo interviewed him and RTD2 on that red carpet:

Firstly, who's the new Ken Campbell?  Next of all, it's refreshing to have a showrunner who seems genuinely excited to be in the role again and wants to be right in the thick of publicity, so much so that it's through him that we know Jodie's send off will be 90mins long and broadcast in October (Halloween weekend perhaps?).

My only brush with Gatwa is in the absolutely fine The Last Letter from Your Lover as Felicity Jones's friend from the magazine office and although he doesn't have much to do other than be squeezed next to her in a meeting, he plays his discomfort very well.  I also like his round glasses.  Perhaps they'll use those in the new series, although they do dampen his dynamism a bit.

But that's all to the good.  My first though was that it means that unlike some previous Doctors I'll be able watch his interpretation fresh and without any preconceived notions.  But even when Jodie, Peter C, Matt, David and Chris were announced we won't really know how they were going to interpret the role and it's the same for Ncuti.

[Quick sidebar:  Above, I've linked to the posts where I write about the announcements for all of the most recent Doctors but I can't find anything for Chris.  There was a time I barely mentioned Doctor Who on this blog and the return of a show I'd been a fan of for at least five years didn't seem to be worth a mention.  It's been a weird journey.]

Will there be a whole series as well as a 50th anniversary special in 2023?  The announcement of a new Doctor usually coincides with the start of production and it would be strange if they begin filming something which won't be seen until for eighteen months now and then a bunch of episodes for 2024?  The press releases say:

"Russell T Davies will make an explosive return to screens to celebrate the 60th Anniversary of Doctor Who in 2023, and series beyond."

Which has a little bit of wiggle room - "celebrate the 60th anniversary of Doctor Who" needn't mean "with a single episode in November".  Wouldn't a whole new series also be a celebration?

Just so long as they don't change the logo.

Mark Shepherd on Doctor Who.

 

TV Inside of You is a podcast in which Michael Rosenbaum interviews actors and actresses who've tended to appear in cult television and film about their time on the shows and the business. Some of the chats are remarkably raw and candid. Rosenbaum is an attentive interviewer who speaks from a position of know having been Lex Luthor on Smallville for many, many years. The Mark Shepherd interview (in full here) goes into some detail about his time on Supernatural and why he left, but for a few minutes he talks about the casting process for Doctor Who which is clipped above.

Stranded 4.

Audio  And so another quartet of boxed sets ends, another "season" of stories.  Was it good?  I think it's best say there were some good bits but overall, like so much of this incarnation's era across media (right back to the BBC Books), its foundationally experimental nature leds to a loss of tension overall.  The main story arc is diverting, but it's also incredibly similar to 2002's Seasons of Fear which covered much the same ground in fourteen hours less.  Plus for all the potential of a whole new era that the opening four episodes suggested, the bottom twelve eventually became absorbed in the kinds of fractured time travel shenanigans which were the hallmark of every series in this "Dark Eyes" era albeit without interventions from the Gallifrey or Skaro.

If I've a prescription for Doctor Who: The Eighth Doctor Adventures 2022A Title TBA (which I notice from the Big Finish website sees a reduction in the number of discs to three per release for a slightly cheaper price, it's for a series of very stand alone stories punctuated by the odd connection ala the Lucie Miller era.  One of the problems is, I suppose, that unlike other corners of the Whoniverse, the Eighth Doctor's adventures lack a particular identity, which is their charm but can also cause it to become somewhat creatively untethered.  Too often the creators are trying to force him into stories which they wouldn't do with other Doctors, when actually the more interesting idea is to put him into a more traditional Doctor Who story and see how he responds.

Crossed Lines

All of which said, there are some tremendous stories in this boxed set starting with this script from Matt Fitton in which the Doctor has reached moment in Seasons of Fear when he decides to visit Sebastian Grayle earlier in his timeline in an attempt to steer him in a better, or at least a direction which isn't quite so lethal for the human race.  The best moment is clearly when the Doctor and the Curator (sounding like Colin Baker this time) tell the story of K'anpo Rimpoche and the Untempered Schism and how you can't save everybody and that's OK, just do the best you can.  There's also a scene somewhat like Avengers: Endgame in which the Doctor realises that on this occasion, everything he thought about time travel, the rules are wrong, at least in that moment.

Get Andy

Taking his story about the hermit to heart, the Doctor decides to use the current fungibility of space time to save one life and essentially do for Andy was he refused to do for Adric.  The Sergeant is at his most serious and realistic here as points out that the Doctor has a habit of picking of strays who're effectively trained to make sacrifices when required because as a space-time incident too important to the web of time to actually die he needs a human shield (it's not quite that blunt, I'm paraphrases).  Andy asks if the Doctor has some kind of ability to override his companions natural survival instincts, which makes you wonder about the supporting characters in recent TV episodes who literally sacrifice themselves for the benefit of a total stranger.

The Keys of Baker Street

It's TNG's Remember Me or Doctor Who's The Big Bang.  What to make of the Curator now?  The TARDIS Datacore page is a riot on this subject with the revelation, which surely must have been on the minds of Big Finish that in a spin-off from the Nest Cottage audios, Baker's End, the central figure "Tom Baker" dies and regenerates into "Colin Baker" and that Paul Magrs has since suggested that the character who appears in the Nest Cottage Stories is the Curator anyway (which would make *a lot* of sense of those mad old stories).  It's also implied in here that the version who gave Tania the keys to the house is an older version of the Eleventh Doctor and that the Curator is a kind of notional future for the Doctor who almost exists outside established continuity.  Absolutely bonkers.

Best Year Ever

Sorry, but no, too soon.  Clearly the intention was the capture some of the energy and experiences of the cast and crew during the making of Stranded.  But with the trauma still continuing, I'm not sure we're ready for what amounts to an old school historical set during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, oscillating between jokes about toilet roll shortages and well established characters dying from the virus, especially since for story reasons the Doctor is rendered powerless, unable to interfere so as not to further disrupt the timeline.  Eventually Best Year Ever becomes so akin to a Radio 4 Afternoon Drama about grief during the pandemic, the Doctor sods off back to the TARDIS for months, effectively absenting himself from the series which has his name on the cover.  

Clearly this has been done with the best of intentions but the timing is horrendous.  Throughout I kept thinking about fans you've recently lost relatives to COVID or suffering from the disease themselves who might be listening to Stranded as a brief distraction or an escape only to find themselves and finding their favourite franchise going over the broad strokes.  I'm not sure how you could introduce a trigger warning without also spoiling the main plot, but perhaps that's the problem.  The synopsis for episode simply says "What happens if the world is actually fixed? There are times when even the Doctor cannot help" and although it was cagily mentioned on their website, the socials suggested "You may want to stay off the internet if you'd like to listen to the Stranded climax completely unspoilered."  

Stranded 3.

Audio  The premise set up in Stranded 1, the Doctor as landlord, probably could have sustained an entire series and however much I've enjoyed some of the individual stories in the subsequent boxed sets, I can't say I wouldn't have preferred a 2020 equivalent of Season 7 or the Countdown comics, with the Eighth Doctor investigating various shenanigans in the vicinity.  There must have been a way of doing this without him gaining foreknowledge, especially since a twist on the series story arc (I've been listening ahead) would be tailor made for it and probably could have been made to work without the time travel shenanigans which ultimately make Stranded feel very similar to earlier series.

Patience

Structured similarly to The Long Way Round (from Stranded 2) as a series of two handers, this purposefully brings together characters who haven't otherwise spent time alone together, revealing previously neglected dynamics.  So we have Liv and Andy, Helen and Tania supporting each other, as they wait for the Doctor to convince his Judoon pursuer to change his ways.  The big draw here is the huge piece of spin-off continuity which Eighth recounts to the talking Rhino, of the Doctor's sometimes wife, the titular Patience who first appeared in the classic DWM comic The Tides of Time, before surfacing again in Lance Parkin's novel Cold Fusion (recently adapted by Big Finish and The Infinity Doctors.  That's a big swing and works wonderfully.

Twisted Folklore

Another of Doctor Who's periodic metafictional discussions on the subject of its own narrative, Lizzie Hopley's script underscores one of the strengths of Big Finish - that it assumes the listener actually has a working knowledge of the franchise, its characters and how its structured and trusts us with the intelligence to play catch up when an episode effectively begins a situation in the middle.  Like a less batshit The Natural History of Fear, we find the TARDIS crew embedded in a society, sometimes in roles which seem out of character and listen diligently as the various strands focus.  A timely story of how autocratic regimes attempt to control the narrative in order to remain in power.

Snow

The gang visit the alternative 2035 in an attempt to see if they can gauge when things went wrong.  The TARDIS Datacore says that in 2035 "the First Doctor, John and Gillian defeated the Caterpillar Men who had captured Earth scientists to help them conquer the planet" (as seen in the TV Comic Annual 1966) and I can't say I wouldn't have preferred something tonally closer to that.  James Kettle's Snow is beautifully written and acted, has some poignant revelations, but still eighth months after Mum's death this is still a bit raw (I sobbed over some of the things she liked in M&S earlier), some of the elements too close to home.  At least there's a brilliant retcon that Sergeant Andy might once have worked crowd control for Amy Pond in her modelling days.

What Just Happened?

How many listeners like me thought there was something wrong with their download when they heard Hattie Morahan reading the production credits at the start of the episode?  Telling any story in reverse order on audio is a hugely bold idea but unfortunately I'm not sure it quite works because it's not attached to the story being told.  Most of the revelations have either been in other episodes or at the start of this and so much of the duration is spent listening to exposition which is already redundant.  A McGann voiceover interjecting with the time changes also has a Brechtian distancing effect.  The cast were apparently given a version of the script in which the action appears in chronological order and I can't say I wouldn't have preferred to listen to this more straightforward version.  

Placement:  After Stranded 2.

Stranded 2.

Audio  First some housekeeping.  As you may have gathered from elsewhere, I've had the COVID which left me pretty devastated for about three weeks so this old blog thing went dark for an actual reason this time.  All my plans to have a massive Eighth Doctor catch-up were set to one side while I grumped about the flat eating ham sandwiches and watched endless YouTube video essays about topics I barely care about.  Now that I'm back to my usual 70% so expect a few more updates.

Having endured it now at least once and fortunately two years on from when it could have been absolutely devastating, there's something even more poignant listening to the talent in the making-of sections of Stranded talking about how this whole thing was recorded in people's homes, actors sitting in their child's closets or under duvets in a spare room.  Everyone is pretty uncertain about the future.  I wonder how they're feeling now that we're two years into it.

A few also notice the irony of recording a series like Stranded at a time when that's how they themselves felt.  But in this second instalment, the Doctor finally has the ability to travel in time if not space.  His arc in the first chunk of the series was about accepting his situation and his tenants.  Now we have him treating them like real friends, companions, taking them to the past and future, somewhat recklessly and on occasion risking their very existence.  You'd think he'd be a bit more careful.

Dead Time

When RTD created PC, sorry, Sergeant Andy as a foil for Gwen on Torchwood, could he have ever imagined that fifteen years later, he'd be time travelling with the Eighth Doctor at Big Finish?  But here he is, Tom Price somehow managing to retain the bobby's naivety about spooky-doos while simultaneously portraying weariness of a man who endured Torchwood's Miracle Day (and we all know how that feels).  Despite all of that it makes complete sense that his first trip in the TARDIS would lead to some queasiness.  Dead Time is pretty generic stuff, silly computers, potential destruction of an eco-system, companions walking off and getting themselves in trouble and a far future setting.  

UNIT Dating

I'll admit to an initial weariness about Jon Culshaw playing Brigadier, but having heard him on a few plays now, his studious performance is a tribute to Nick Courtney, simply stepping in for an absent friend.  He's utterly delightful in his scenes with Eighth which through Roy Gill's script offer a re-assessment of the slightly parodic figure who emerged in the latter years of the Pertwee era.  Otherwise this is Big Finish doing a more thematically substantial Eve of the Daleks a couple of years early, sensitively exploring being able to love the one you want to love in various times and coping when that person's personality and memory keep changing and there's nothing you can do about it.

Baker Street Irregulars

Good old fashioned historical romp with the Doctor putting right what he's accidentally managed to put wrong (as is so, so often the case).  Fans of Larry Miles's Interference will enjoy the sophistry deployed here in order to explain why the Doctor doesn't simply wade into World War II despite having stopped even more substantial wars on other planets.  If anything the B-plot in which Liv and Tania diffusing a bomb with the potential to freeze time in just one section of London is the more interesting and could have merited a whole episode and still could on television.  Imagine the visual possibilities of having a TARDIS crew trapped in a frozen pocket of reality as history continues around them.

The Long Way Round

Another masterpiece from one of the Eighth Doctor's audio auteurs John Dorney.  The writer was inspired to write something which would be easier to record in lockdown, a series of two handers telling one story.  But he builds that story superbly, crosscutting between playing to Tom Baker's strengths and having his Curator enjoying a charming conversation with a child (which includes an actual namecheck for Gemma Griffin!) and a series of interrogation sessions as the antagonist Houlbrooke speaks to each of the Doctor's friends in order of their closeness to him. slowly building our anticipation for the antagonist's final encounter with the Time Lord which doesn't disappoint.  Essential.

Placement:  After Stranded 1.

Evergreen (Short Trips: A Christmas Treasury)

Prose  This is lovely.  The Eighth Doctor is lodging at a farm offering assistance to its recently widowed inhabitant, Connie, who's become an outcast to the superstitious villagers who live nearby.  As deaths begin to mount up, he finds himself drawn to investigating the cause.  Having recently experienced my first Christmas after a bereavement, I can appreciate Connie's loss although unlike her, we wanted to keep up some of the traditions which were most important to us, especially decorations, tree and presents.  The story is mostly from her point of view, although that also means it resolves itself off page with the Doctor providing a lengthy explanation as to what's happened which is a bit anti-dramatic.

Placement:  It's an example of those stories which slowly reveal when in this Doctor's life we're greeting him revealed when he talks about having lost his memory and travelling to make new ones.  There's no mention of the TARDIS or his companions, so we have to conclude it's a rare visit to the Earth arc, perhaps not long after The Burning?

Gazing Void (Short Trips: A Universe of Terrors)

Prose  "I became a monster to fight monsters."  This key line spoken by the deposed genocidal dictator whom the Doctor has been tasked with psychiatric care in this Huw Wilkins story is incredibly sinister.  How many powerful maniacs whose behaviour we've had to, and still endure, are entirely aware of that horrors they're perpetrating make them somehow inhuman but perpetrate them anyway because they assume it's for some spectral greater good?  

Part of anthology with a pretty self explanatory title, Wilkins's story doesn't really have an answer outside the outrage machine at the heart of the story.  The brevity of the text means the atrocities are pretty generic and nothing is really resolved.  This was written ten years before Eighth's regeneration so he's able to say "Violence isn't the answer" with a straight face.  He'd later become just the sort of figure he absolutely deplores, yet is oddly sympathetic to here.

It's fine, reading mostly like a three handed short play.  The writer also implies the Time Lord spent a couple of years in this war zone, a whole era of Eighth Doctor stories hidden within a few sentences.  Not sure how many writers would be brave enough to do that now.  But this does feel like a story which couldn't necessarily be told with any of the other earlier incarnation.  Even Seventh doesn't feel ruthless enough to think this dictator would be put to death and not have anything to say about it.

Placement: Just before Blood of the Daleks.  He's in a chippy mood.

A Public Service Announcement for viewers of the fourth episode of Picard Season Two.

TV  Just a short note for those of us a bit confused about what looks like a massive fucking continuity error in this week's Picard.  I wouldn't read this if you haven't watched it yet.

Throughout, for various reasons, I kept shouting "Time's Arrow" at the screen and waving my arms around.

Then I took to Twitter, did a quick search and then felt like a total idiot as I read through this Screen Rant click bait.   

The future has been changed.  Which means everything past 2024 is different which means many of the time travel episodes I listed here, including Time Arrow never actually "happened".

This Picard, or at least the body that his mind from the proper timeline now inhabits, didn't go back in time and meet Guinan at the earlier date and so when she meets him in Ten Forward, it's for the first time from her point of view.

No continuity error here folks.  Sigh.

Here's a longer quote from one of the show runners and an interview with nuGuinan, Ito Aghayere, at Variety (in which she talks about watching Guinan's previous appearances and how that fed into her acting choices).

Perhaps, though, when he mentions his name, she has one of those moments when memories of that timeline brush against hers which is what leads her to take him to see the Watcher.  She doesn't have details.  Like Yesterday's Enterprise, she knows that something is wrong but can't put her finger on exactly what that is.

If the show understands continuity enough to refer to Sanctuary areas as per DS9's Past Tense (another story which hasn't now happened), it'll be completely aware of Time's Arrow and working around it.

Why didn't Picard just bring it up anyway?  Why add an extra level of confusion for the casuals?

Aha, but what about the Kirk Thatcher cameo?  The whales presumably became extinct even in the alternative 23rd century, so the probe still arrived and almost destroyed Earth so nasty Kirk and Spock still had to go back in time to capture the whales, still met Kirk Thatcher, Spock still gave him a nerve pinch and well, there we are.

Perhaps next week, they'll explain how Picard doesn't seem to know what a Watcher is, despite having met one on numerous occasions.

Star Trek's pre-history. A watch list.

 
TV  There are many, many lists online offering tips on how to watch Star Trek in chronological order.  This is my favourite because of the way it weaves the episodes in and out, especially around the Maquis storyline which kicks off Voyager.  But there many others, so there would be little point in me trying to do another in the style of my Doctor Who list.

But something I've often wondered is if it would be possible to create a watchable pre-history for Star Trek, collecting together all of the time travel and flashback episodes from across the franchise pre-Enterprise and dropping them into chronological order.  Turns out that yes, you can, but there aren't as many as you would think.

Much of the time when Star Trek does time travel its within the window of the show's own history from Enterprise through to Discovery 2.0, it doesn't travel much further back very often and when it does, it's sometimes into alternative timelines in which aliens are pretending to be Nazi and that sort of thing.  Or it's a dream sequence as per DS9's Far Beyond The Stars.

So the rule here is that the episode has to feature events which take place in the Prime timeline before the Enterprise opener Broken Bow.  I did consider interpolating material from other sources based on that show's epic opening title sequence and I may still do that, but just for now let's keep this as clean as possible.  So here's an excuse to watch some more Star Trek.


1863

"An engineering team finds evidence of an alien presence on Earth in 19th century San Francisco: Data's severed head, buried five hundred years ago."


1930
"Suffering from an accidental overdose of cordrazine, Doctor Leonard McCoy goes back to 1930s Earth, forcing Kirk and Spock to go after him and prevent the Enterprise and the Federation from being erased from history."


1947

"A malfunction on Quark's new ship causes Quark, Rom, and Nog to crash in the year 1947 in Roswell, New Mexico."


1958

"T'Pol tells Archer and Tucker a story about her great-grandmother and two other Vulcans, who crash landed in a small Pennsylvania town in the year 1957."


1968

"The Enterprise travels back in time to 1968, where the crew encounters the mysterious Gary Seven who claims to be sent by advanced beings trying to help Earth."


1986

"Admiral James T. Kirk is prepared to take the consequences for rescuing Spock and stealing and then losing the starship Enterprise, but a new danger has put Earth itself in jeopardy. Kirk and his crew must travel back in time in an old Klingon Bird-of-Prey to right an ancient wrong, in the hopes of saving Earth – and the Federation – from certain doom."


1996

"After encountering a Federation timeship from the future, Voyager is sent back to 20th century Earth."


2000

"Kathryn Janeway discovers the truth about one of her famed ancestors, Shannon O'Donnel, realizing that who Shannon was differs vastly from what Janeway had believed all her life."


2004

"Archer and T'Pol travel back in time to stop the Xindi-Reptilians in 21st century Detroit."


2024

"Trapped three hundred years in the past, Sisko, Bashir, and Dax find themselves confronting one of the darkest hours in Earth's history…"


2037

"An accident during an attempt to use a Xindi subspace corridor places the Enterprise in a bizarre confrontation… with itself."


2063

"Six years have passed since Captain Jean-Luc Picard was captured and assimilated by the Borg. Now, the Borg make a second attempt to conquer the Federation. Starfleet believes that Picard's experience makes him an "unstable element to a critical situation" and orders him to stay behind. But, when Starfleet's fight does not go well, Picard and the crew of the new USS Enterprise disobey orders to join the fight, following the Borg three hundred years into the past just as Zefram Cochrane prepares to launch Humanity's first warp-capable engine, the Phoenix, and make first contact with an alien race."


2143

"When he is told of the death of an old rival, Archer reflects on his days in the NX test program."

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Radio Control.

TV  In this month's Doctor Who Magazine, Eddie Robson's written a brilliant survey of the kinds of radio programmes available on BBC Sounds related to our favourite franchise.  Of course the problem is printed pages don't have hyperlinks, so I thought I'd do everyone a favour and present a list of the programmes he mentions with links to where you can listen to them.  You should of course buy a copy of the magazine because his text provides a lot more structure.

Some notes:  I've separated them out into alphabetical order by programme title then episode, apart from Desert Island Discs which puts the Doctors first.  Jon Perwtee also appeared on DID, but his episode is missing from the archive, but I've included a link so at least you can see his choices.  Also, The Sound of TV has already dropped off BBC Sounds, but I've put a link in anyway just in case its repeated.

Afternoon Concert

Archive on 4

BBC Proms

Desert Island Discs


Great Lives

The Infinite Monkey Cage

In Touch

Megamix

Profile

The Reunion

Saturday Live

Susan Calman's Mrs Brightside

Thinking Allowed

The Verb

Waveguide

Woman's Hour

waitrose liverpool

Web  As I've mentioned previously I have a Google Alert set up for the words waitrose AND liverpool in the hopes that one say it'll feature an article for the shop opening its doors somewhere closer to me than Formby.  Still no news, but I did learn recently about a salmonella scare in relation to their Green Pesto with Basil.  Products have been recalled.

Casey Cep of The New Yorker writes here about the serendipity of Google Alerts and it has to be said her discoveries, especially about herself, are far more interesting than potentially dangerous pecan nuts:

"Google Alerts exercise no judgment, so, in addition to sending you to your ex-boyfriend’s blog alongside The New York Review of Books, they fail to warn you the former is complaining that you got tenure before he did, while the latter is praising your academic research. As a result, they are not for the squeamish, since the good, the bad, and the unreadable appear together without any warning; the service promises content that is new, not content that is useful or desirable."

As she says, it seems to work best with topics that are either incredibly niche or very broad.  This also reminds me I need to sort of my inbox.

The Mary Whitehouse Experience.

TV  Sorry, I couldn't come up with a better title for this post.  You probably clicked expecting something about the "you could do a lot better" sketch or Ray or "that's you that is" but this is actually about Doctor Who again.  I was thinking about the exhibitions in Cardiff and London and thought inserting the name of the late censorious nonagenarian would be funny before realising it suggested something else which is how we ended up in this opening paragraph length disclaimer.

This Saturday's instalment of BBC Radio 4's Archive on 4 strand is Disgusted, Mary Whitehouse in which Samira Ahmed talks about the life and work of the person who's complaint about Doctor Who led to them physically vandalising and transmission tape after spending months reading through her diaries at the Bodleian Library (not all heroes wear capes).  

On his blog, in a post with with a much better title than this, one of the producers Simon Gurrier talks about the production and in greater depth about Whitehouse's enmity with the Time Lord and the extent to which her criticism had some foundation:

"Right from the beginning of Doctor Who, there had been questions about how suitable it was for children. Opinion on this was “strongly divided” at the executive meeting of the BBC’s Television Programme Planning Committee on 4 December 1963 - after just two episodes of the series had been broadcast. The following week it looked like the programme might be moved to a later time in the schedule, though this was over-ruled by Head of Drama (and co-creator of Doctor Who) Sydney Newman."

Whitehouse will be voiced in the documentary by Lisa "Bernice Summerfield" Bowerman if you need any more incentive to tune in.