The ring.

The Buses It's good to know that some experiences are universal. Anna dissects sheer the horror that is public transport:

"Picture the scene. The doors have just shut - sometimes they've not even shut yet. The next stop is half a mile and 2 minutes down a busy road. Some nervous bastard rings the bell. Why?! Why?! He's more likely to forget before we get there, and besides, that just give more opportunity for point three - ringing the bell too many bloody times. Are you crazy? Are you stupid? No? Then why are you doing this then?"

Can I add (7) the duzzerds who simply won't move up the isle to let other passengers get on, as though there's some monster waiting at the back ready to gobble them up...